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If you click on the heads at the bottom of the screen, their file comes up. This is Bob's:

 

Employee #: 021871138

Name: Bob

Title: Junior Accounting Analyst

Status: Full time

Hire Date: 04/06/1994

Infractions:

11/20/1995 – Level 9 Conduct Violation (Sleeping in cubicle, 1st offense)

 

03/01/1999 – Level 6 Conduct Violation (Improper use of company email system -sent digitally altered image of supervisor to coworker)

 

10/16/2001 – Level 9 Conduct Violation (Sleeping in cubicle, 2nd offense)

 

02/09/2002 – Level 6 Conduct Violation (Playing "Minesweaper" on company time)

 

03/29/2002 – Level 9 Conduct Violation (Sleeping in coworker's cubicle, 3rd offense - Action Taken: Salary reduction of $.10/hr

 

Way to go Bob.

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If you click on the heads at the bottom of the screen, their file comes up.  This is Bob's:

 

Employee #: 021871138

Name: Bob

Title: Junior Accounting Analyst

Status: Full time

Hire Date: 04/06/1994

Infractions:

11/20/1995 – Level 9 Conduct Violation (Sleeping in cubicle, 1st offense)

 

03/01/1999 – Level 6 Conduct Violation (Improper use of company email system -sent digitally altered image of supervisor to coworker)

 

10/16/2001 – Level 9 Conduct Violation (Sleeping in cubicle, 2nd offense)

 

02/09/2002 – Level 6 Conduct Violation (Playing "Minesweaper" on company time)

 

03/29/2002 – Level 9 Conduct Violation (Sleeping in coworker's cubicle, 3rd offense - Action Taken: Salary reduction of $.10/hr

 

Way to go Bob.

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Look the libertard has a hero. :)

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PERSONNEL FILE

HUMAN RESOURCE EYES ONLY

 

Employee #: 113852577

Name: Jim

Title: Junior Marketing Associate

Status: Full Time

Hire Date: 01/16/1997

Infractions:

 

05/19/1999 – Level 4 Attendance Violation (Called in "sick", later seen standing in line for first showing of Star Wars: Episode I)

 

07/22/2000 – Level 2 Dress Code Violation (Innapropriate facial hair)

 

05/16/2002 - Level 4 Attendance Violation (Called in "sick", later seen standing in line for first showing of Star Wars: Episode II)

 

12/02/2003 – Level 2 Dress Code Violation (earring)

 

11/04/2004 – Level 6 Conduct Violation (Innapropriate use of company internet - downloaded Star Wars: Episode III trailer)

 

Time Off Request: 05/19/2005 - reason: "sick"

 

I like the last line.

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Look the libertard has a hero.  :)

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Nah. Joe's more of an inspiration.

 

Employee #: 003992461

Name: Joe

Title: Regional Project Manager

Status: Full time

Hire Date: 09/22/1991

Infractions:

 

02/08/1995 – Level 1 Procedure Violation (File request form not filled out properly)

 

03/26/1998 – Level 2 Performance Violation (Client complaint – not returning calls)

 

12/12/1999 – Level 6 Conduct Violation (Suspected intoxication)

 

He kind of looks hungover in his photo. Must be job stress.

 

Why is drinking on the job a Level 6 violation, yet sleeping on the job is a Level 9?

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Nah.  Joe's more of an inspiration. 

 

Employee #: 003992461

Name: Joe

Title: Regional Project Manager

Status: Full time

Hire Date: 09/22/1991

Infractions:

 

02/08/1995 – Level 1 Procedure Violation (File request form not filled out properly)

 

03/26/1998 – Level 2 Performance Violation (Client complaint – not returning calls)

 

12/12/1999 – Level 6 Conduct Violation (Suspected intoxication)

 

He kind of looks hungover in his photo.  Must be job stress.

 

Why is drinking on the job a Level 6 violation, yet sleeping on the job is a Level 9?

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Maybe he brought in a pillow and blanket.

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