VABills Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 http://cubefigures.com/home.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UConn James Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 http://cubefigures.com/home.html 202656[/snapback] Two questions: 1. What the hell is with the guy in the beret at the top of the picture? 2. Shouldn't the blonde in front come with kneepads? It does say the trainees are "eager to please".... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiew Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 Might come in handy for a proposed office relocation for those CEO's who cant read blue prints. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philburger1 Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 http://cubefigures.com/home.html 202656[/snapback] If you have worked for a big software company before, those things are pretty funny. But I would perfer action figures from the film "office space". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boomerjamhead Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 http://cubefigures.com/home.html 202656[/snapback] How much did you pay for them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Coli Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 If you click on the heads at the bottom of the screen, their file comes up. This is Bob's: Employee #: 021871138 Name: Bob Title: Junior Accounting Analyst Status: Full time Hire Date: 04/06/1994 Infractions: 11/20/1995 – Level 9 Conduct Violation (Sleeping in cubicle, 1st offense) 03/01/1999 – Level 6 Conduct Violation (Improper use of company email system -sent digitally altered image of supervisor to coworker) 10/16/2001 – Level 9 Conduct Violation (Sleeping in cubicle, 2nd offense) 02/09/2002 – Level 6 Conduct Violation (Playing "Minesweaper" on company time) 03/29/2002 – Level 9 Conduct Violation (Sleeping in coworker's cubicle, 3rd offense - Action Taken: Salary reduction of $.10/hr Way to go Bob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted January 12, 2005 Author Share Posted January 12, 2005 If you click on the heads at the bottom of the screen, their file comes up. This is Bob's: Employee #: 021871138 Name: Bob Title: Junior Accounting Analyst Status: Full time Hire Date: 04/06/1994 Infractions: 11/20/1995 – Level 9 Conduct Violation (Sleeping in cubicle, 1st offense) 03/01/1999 – Level 6 Conduct Violation (Improper use of company email system -sent digitally altered image of supervisor to coworker) 10/16/2001 – Level 9 Conduct Violation (Sleeping in cubicle, 2nd offense) 02/09/2002 – Level 6 Conduct Violation (Playing "Minesweaper" on company time) 03/29/2002 – Level 9 Conduct Violation (Sleeping in coworker's cubicle, 3rd offense - Action Taken: Salary reduction of $.10/hr Way to go Bob. 202956[/snapback] Look the libertard has a hero. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boomerjamhead Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 PERSONNEL FILE HUMAN RESOURCE EYES ONLY Employee #: 113852577 Name: Jim Title: Junior Marketing Associate Status: Full Time Hire Date: 01/16/1997 Infractions: 05/19/1999 – Level 4 Attendance Violation (Called in "sick", later seen standing in line for first showing of Star Wars: Episode I) 07/22/2000 – Level 2 Dress Code Violation (Innapropriate facial hair) 05/16/2002 - Level 4 Attendance Violation (Called in "sick", later seen standing in line for first showing of Star Wars: Episode II) 12/02/2003 – Level 2 Dress Code Violation (earring) 11/04/2004 – Level 6 Conduct Violation (Innapropriate use of company internet - downloaded Star Wars: Episode III trailer) Time Off Request: 05/19/2005 - reason: "sick" I like the last line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Coli Posted January 12, 2005 Share Posted January 12, 2005 Look the libertard has a hero. 202960[/snapback] Nah. Joe's more of an inspiration. Employee #: 003992461 Name: Joe Title: Regional Project Manager Status: Full time Hire Date: 09/22/1991 Infractions: 02/08/1995 – Level 1 Procedure Violation (File request form not filled out properly) 03/26/1998 – Level 2 Performance Violation (Client complaint – not returning calls) 12/12/1999 – Level 6 Conduct Violation (Suspected intoxication) He kind of looks hungover in his photo. Must be job stress. Why is drinking on the job a Level 6 violation, yet sleeping on the job is a Level 9? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VABills Posted January 12, 2005 Author Share Posted January 12, 2005 Nah. Joe's more of an inspiration. Employee #: 003992461 Name: Joe Title: Regional Project Manager Status: Full time Hire Date: 09/22/1991 Infractions: 02/08/1995 – Level 1 Procedure Violation (File request form not filled out properly) 03/26/1998 – Level 2 Performance Violation (Client complaint – not returning calls) 12/12/1999 – Level 6 Conduct Violation (Suspected intoxication) He kind of looks hungover in his photo. Must be job stress. Why is drinking on the job a Level 6 violation, yet sleeping on the job is a Level 9? 202969[/snapback] Maybe he brought in a pillow and blanket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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