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Pfff, This is old news. Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr perfected this technique in 1983.

 

Then I propose the good Dr Hfuhruhurr take your head and attach it to Ellen DeGeneres' body. That way you could maintain your interest in women all while improving you BMI. Now what happens to her head is still a bit of a mystery but perhaps we will just put it in the deep freeze.

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Then I propose the good Dr Hfuhruhurr take your head and attach it to Ellen DeGeneres' body. That way you could maintain your interest in women all while improving you BMI. Now what happens to her head is still a bit of a mystery but perhaps we will just put it in the deep freeze.

 

Interesting connection: Dr. Hfuhruhurr (Steve Martin) and Ellen DeGeneres both dated Ann Heche, so that might work out well.

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Interesting connection: Dr. Hfuhruhurr (Steve Martin) and Ellen DeGeneres both dated Ann Heche, so that might work out well.

 

Would your head want to date Ann Heche? This is assuming Ann would want to date your head. Perhaps she would enjoy a different body as she has already had Ellen's. What if your head wanted Ann Hech's body though with someone elses head? This is all getting very confusing.

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