Gugny Posted June 23, 2013 Posted June 23, 2013 Wow. I never knew how delightful they are. Cute Asian girl sitting in front of me my feet between her legs. Leather chair massaging my back and neck. Cute Asian girl massaging my feet and legs ... Including with hot oil. < Insert needle sliding across the entire album sound effect here > Sitting next to my wife trying to pretend I'm able to listen to a word she's saying.
San Jose Bills Fan Posted June 23, 2013 Posted June 23, 2013 1) "Not that there's anything wrong with that." 2) Did you see Tom Brady there?
Jim in Anchorage Posted June 23, 2013 Posted June 23, 2013 1) "Not that there's anything wrong with that." 2) Did you see Tom Brady there? He was the cute Asian girl.
Gugny Posted June 23, 2013 Author Posted June 23, 2013 (edited) The Asian girl was very cute. My wife has been bugging me for years to do this with her. We had some rare time alone yesterday and she suggested it. So I caved. Of course, as my luck would have it, my son's teacher walked in and all I could hear was "you've got to be kidding me!" She whipped out the cell phone and snapped pics. This after my wife assured me that men were always in there getting their feet done. The place was mobbed and I was the only guy in the joint who wasn't an employee. Eh ... It put a smile on my wife's face, so that made it worth it to me. Next time I'm going for the clear coat! EDIT: just a typo fix Edited June 23, 2013 by Fig Newtons
Rob's House Posted June 23, 2013 Posted June 23, 2013 Wow. I never knew how delightful they are. Cute Asian girl sitting in front of me my feet between her legs. Leather chair massaging my back and neck. Cute Asian girl massaging my feet and legs ... Including with hot oil. < Insert needle sliding across the entire album sound effect here > Sitting next to my wife trying to pretend I'm able to listen to a word she's saying. If you sign up for Living Social you can get a killer deal on a bikini wax.
Gugny Posted June 23, 2013 Author Posted June 23, 2013 If you sign up for Living Social you can get a killer deal on a bikini wax. Yeah, the line has been drawn with the pedicure. There will be no waxing. Ever.
mead107 Posted June 23, 2013 Posted June 23, 2013 Turn in your man card. Next time I see your wife I am going to give her a coupon for ball waxing.
Doc Posted June 23, 2013 Posted June 23, 2013 Turn in your man card. Next time I see your wife I am going to give her a coupon for ball waxing. "Ball waxing"? More like "ball finding." J/K Fig, you know we love you.
Rob's House Posted June 23, 2013 Posted June 23, 2013 Yeah, the line has been drawn with the pedicure. There will be no waxing. Ever. Don't feel too bad, Gug. I myself once dabbled briefly in metrosexuality (not in Nam, of course). Several years ago, around the time boys started wearing their sister's jeans and using copious amounts of hair gel and discussing thread counts, my siblings decided that I hadn't acclimated to the new fashion trends in a timely manner and when visiting over christmas decided to have an intervention. Since they were paying I went along, and against my objections I acquiesced to their demands to dress me in pants from Express for [gay] Men. Like you, however, I had to draw a line in the sand; across this line YOU DO NOT! That line was not getting highlights in my hair or going to the tanning bed. My sister was really pissed that I thwarted their intervention plan, but at least I escaped with some of my pride still intact.
bowery4 Posted June 23, 2013 Posted June 23, 2013 um first it's the cute asian giving you a foot rub next to your wife......then 15 years later, you're living in Bangkok believe me I know the tale.
CowgirlsFan Posted June 23, 2013 Posted June 23, 2013 Yeah, the line has been drawn with the pedicure. There will be no waxing. Ever. Don't rule out waxing! They do eyebrows too!
San Jose Bills Fan Posted June 23, 2013 Posted June 23, 2013 Don't feel too bad, Gug. I myself once dabbled briefly in metrosexuality (not in Nam, of course). Several years ago, around the time boys started wearing their sister's jeans and using copious amounts of hair gel and discussing thread counts, my siblings decided that I hadn't acclimated to the new fashion trends in a timely manner and when visiting over christmas decided to have an intervention. Since they were paying I went along, and against my objections I acquiesced to their demands to dress me in pants from Express for [gay] Men. Like you, however, I had to draw a line in the sand; across this line YOU DO NOT! That line was not getting highlights in my hair or going to the tanning bed. My sister was really pissed that I thwarted their intervention plan, but at least I escaped with some of my pride still intact. Just remember that when you finally make that long-contemplated purchase that you can call it a satchel.
Rob's House Posted June 23, 2013 Posted June 23, 2013 Just remember that when you finally make that long-contemplated purchase that you can call it a satchel. I'll have you know that Indiana Jones sported such a satchel, thank you very much.
Gugny Posted June 23, 2013 Author Posted June 23, 2013 The only Satchel this guy's gonna sport is a Satchel Paige baseball card. (Proceeds from said card will go toward more pedicures and running away with the cute Asian girl)
Just Jack Posted June 23, 2013 Posted June 23, 2013 Wow. I never knew how delightful they are. Cute Asian girl sitting in front of me my feet between her legs. Leather chair massaging my back and neck. Cute Asian girl massaging my feet and legs ... Including with hot oil. Pics?
ChevyVanMiller Posted June 23, 2013 Posted June 23, 2013 Rex Ryan just read this thread and made himself sticky.
\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted June 23, 2013 Posted June 23, 2013 Wow. I never knew how delightful they are. Cute Asian girl sitting in front of me my feet between her legs. Leather chair massaging my back and neck. Cute Asian girl massaging my feet and legs ... Including with hot oil. < Insert needle sliding across the entire album sound effect here > Sitting next to my wife trying to pretend I'm able to listen to a word she's saying. Now that you've had you pedicure, when are you going to start re-decorating your house?
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