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Male model, super hero, farmer, renowned philosopher, and philanthropic international play boy Boyst purchased a cow that lays golden eggs.

 

 

 

Simple...

 

Would Ya?

Yeueeeppppp. That's a good lookin Holstein. Nice bag.

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Boyst: "Stop eyein' them paper towels, boy. The cow's tongue gonna clean you up a plenty."

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"In this demonstration of the artificial insemination of cattle, Farmer Boyst shows us how to collect semen from a bull..."

It's a cow, not a bull. Idiot.

 

Well, here comes a warning point, because we all know you're going to cry that I called you an idiot because you're a good poster who doesn't deserve that kind of name calling. :nana:

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No !@#$ing ****, you dumbass hayseed. Read it again. :rolleyes:

Read it again... did you forget to edit it to try to actually make it funny?
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Read it again... did you forget to edit it to try to actually make it funny?

 

You know, the truly curious thing about that picture isn't why you're about to stick your head up a cow's ass, but how you got it out of your own first...

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