Just Jack Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 http://www.thenorthe...ed_alien_child/ A LABOUR politician has defended his beliefs in extra-terrestrial life - after claiming to have fathered a child with an alien. Married father-of-three Simon Parkes, who represents Stakesby on Whitby Town Council, said his wife had rowed with him after revealing he had a child called Zarka with an alien he refers to as the Cat Queen. The 53-year-old driving instructor said he has sexual relations with the alien about four times a year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 Pffft...that's nothing...our presidents parents did the same thing.... ....in 3....2.....1.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted June 25, 2013 Share Posted June 25, 2013 At least he is being up front about the situation and not simply waiting for the tabloids to pick it up... So I guess whatever version of Alien this is would be similar to humans in the way it reproduces. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowery4 Posted June 26, 2013 Share Posted June 26, 2013 4 times a year..... he shouldn't call his wife an alien, he'd get more than that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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