DC Tom Posted August 6, 2013 Posted August 6, 2013 I'll give you some steaks if you would show up. With all the people on this board who want me dead, you expect me to show up at a game? I'm suicidal, not stupid.
boyst Posted August 7, 2013 Posted August 7, 2013 With all the people on this board who want me dead, you expect me to show up at a game? I'm suicidal, not stupid. I would severe injure anyone who attempts to injure you. My red WINE. . how about some of the Carolina wines we have? Richard Children's, of NASCAR, makes highly acclaimed wines.
Cugalabanza Posted August 7, 2013 Posted August 7, 2013 Hi. Please stand by for an important announcement from our very own Cowgirls Fan...
DC Tom Posted August 7, 2013 Posted August 7, 2013 I would severe injure anyone who attempts to injure you. Yeah...but can you stop Simon from banning me from the tailgate? I probably wouldn't last ten minutes before he duct tapes my mouth shut or something. And then how would I enjoy the steak?
Rubes Posted August 7, 2013 Posted August 7, 2013 Yeah...but can you stop Simon from banning me from the tailgate? I probably wouldn't last ten minutes before he duct tapes my mouth shut or something. And then how would I enjoy the steak? We could always grind it up and slide it down a feeding tube.
Just Jack Posted August 7, 2013 Author Posted August 7, 2013 Yeah...but can you stop Simon from banning me from the tailgate? I probably wouldn't last ten minutes before he duct tapes my mouth shut or something. And then how would I enjoy the steak? First, Simon would have to come to a tailgate.
CowgirlsFan Posted August 7, 2013 Posted August 7, 2013 Hi. Please stand by for an important announcement from our very own Cowgirls Fan... Better late than never. Happy Hump Day
Just Jack Posted August 7, 2013 Author Posted August 7, 2013 Why is Tom using a feeding tube? So he doesn't have to stop posting in PPP in order to eat.
mead107 Posted August 7, 2013 Posted August 7, 2013 Hump , love hump.. Why is Tom on a breeding tube?
boyst Posted August 7, 2013 Posted August 7, 2013 Yeah...but can you stop Simon from banning me from the tailgate? I probably wouldn't last ten minutes before he duct tapes my mouth shut or something. And then how would I enjoy the steak? I guess the same way you enjoy most of your meat now... or is that just the tube steaks?
DC Tom Posted August 7, 2013 Posted August 7, 2013 I guess the same way you enjoy most of your meat now... Ground up and in the freezer? First, Simon would have to come to a tailgate. And even then, I'd have to jump up and down for 20 minutes shouting "I'm being abusive! Why haven't you duct taped my mouth shut!" Yes, I know. I have issues.
BillsFanM.D. Posted August 8, 2013 Posted August 8, 2013 (edited) And even then, I'd have to jump up and down for 20 minutes shouting "I'm being abusive! Why haven't you duct taped my mouth shut!" You're closing in on 40K posts. If they haven't 'duct taped' your mouth yet (permanently)....I'm guessing they appreciate your material. Edited August 8, 2013 by BillsFanM.D.
BuffaloBill Posted August 8, 2013 Posted August 8, 2013 You're closing in on 40K posts. If they haven't 'duct taped' your mouth yet (permanently)....I'm guessing they appreciate your material. No... Every rule has some sort of exception
boyst Posted August 8, 2013 Posted August 8, 2013 You're closing in on 40K posts. If they haven't 'duct taped' your mouth yet (permanently)....I'm guessing they appreciate your material. If you add all of Tom's secrets in... and the posts lost with upgrades and crashes, I think he is around 80k.
Just Jack Posted August 8, 2013 Author Posted August 8, 2013 You're closing in on 40K posts. If they haven't 'duct taped' your mouth yet (permanently)....I'm guessing they appreciate your material. Thanks for the reminder, time to put Tom on triple super secret probation.
DC Tom Posted August 8, 2013 Posted August 8, 2013 (edited) Thanks for the reminder, time to put Tom on triple super secret probation. Oh, hey, let me help. Someone's an idiot (I'm too lazy to decide who right now...just pick someone.) Edit: the suggestion below works for me. (Nice try, Jack.) Edited August 8, 2013 by DC Tom
Just Jack Posted August 8, 2013 Author Posted August 8, 2013 Oh, hey, let me help. Someone's an idiot (I'm too lazy to decide who right now...just pick someone.) How about the next person to post in this thread?
Beerball Posted August 8, 2013 Posted August 8, 2013 Oh hey. Did I miss anything? Depends. Are you aware that you're an idiot?
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