Joe Miner Posted June 19, 2013 Posted June 19, 2013 On 6/19/2013 at 5:56 PM, DC Tom said: Or just hold the phone like you're checking Facebook, then snap the picture. Ask her if you can test the new breast cancer detection app on your phone.
KD in CA Posted June 19, 2013 Posted June 19, 2013 On 6/19/2013 at 6:04 PM, Fig Newtons said: These are all good ideas. I think the "fake Facebook check," would be the one most likely to work. This could take some time. I'll post it here if I manage to get a pic. If I can't, I'll just post the pic of Beerball's breasts that he sent me. Just don't forget to put the phone on mute first. Beerball's breasts are probably bigger anyway.
The Poojer Posted June 19, 2013 Posted June 19, 2013 Excellent point, you don't want that shutter noise going off when you are trying to be secretive On 6/19/2013 at 6:22 PM, KD in CT said: Just don't forget to put the phone on mute first. Beerball's breasts are probably bigger anyway.
Gugny Posted June 19, 2013 Posted June 19, 2013 On 6/19/2013 at 6:22 PM, KD in CT said: Just don't forget to put the phone on mute first. Beerball's breasts are probably bigger anyway. She fills D cups nicely. But they're not sloppy.
Wooderson Posted June 19, 2013 Posted June 19, 2013 On 6/19/2013 at 8:19 AM, Pilsner said: California stops always make me shake my head. A nice pet peeve is when people use your instead of you're. I recently saw someone on here post with you're instead of your several times which almost put a cramp in my neck. I know I make my fair share of spelling mistakes but if you want to be taken seriously then try and spell properly. Also it's always interesting seeing some police officers switch lanes without using their turn signal. Oh yes I almost forgot, sloppy boob jobs and overdone fish lips I read this part really fast and at first I was like, "Whattt that annoys you?" ...and then I re-read it. If ya catch my drift.
Cugalabanza Posted June 19, 2013 Posted June 19, 2013 On 6/19/2013 at 7:00 PM, Wooderson said: I read this part really fast and at first I was like, "Whattt that annoys you?" ...and then I re-read it. If ya catch my drift.
Gugny Posted June 27, 2013 Posted June 27, 2013 A new one that just happened .... 5 minutes after a person sends an email, they see you - either coming to your desk or passing you in the hall - and ask, "Did you get my email??" What I say: I saw that you sent something, but I haven't read it yet. I'll get back to you in a few minutes. What I want to say: No, you dick. It was the one email sent to me that failed to make it to my Inbox. Or maybe you can give me more than five friggin' minutes to read it.
boyst Posted June 28, 2013 Posted June 28, 2013 When people call you and you do not answer and you know it is not important, it is important, or its just for no reason (you're on the way to their place, 100 feet away, a floor away, etc)... and they leave you a voice mail. It is easier to just text. F'n text me.
Nanker Posted June 28, 2013 Posted June 28, 2013 On 6/19/2013 at 6:04 PM, Fig Newtons said: These are all good ideas. I think the "fake Facebook check," would be the one most likely to work. This could take some time. I'll post it here if I manage to get a pic. If I can't, I'll just post the pic of Beerball's breasts that he sent me. On 6/19/2013 at 6:22 PM, KD in CT said: Just don't forget to put the phone on mute first. Beerball's breasts are probably bigger anyway.
Keukasmallies Posted June 28, 2013 Posted June 28, 2013 I'm old and tired, but I'm thinkin' my vote goes to the young woman...if I had two votes, I'd vote for each boob separately even though it is always a mistake to break up a set.
Beerball Posted June 28, 2013 Posted June 28, 2013 On 6/27/2013 at 4:12 PM, Fig Newtons said: A new one that just happened .... 5 minutes after a person sends an email, they see you - either coming to your desk or passing you in the hall - and ask, "Did you get my email??" What I say: I saw that you sent something, but I haven't read it yet. I'll get back to you in a few minutes. What I want to say: No, you dick. It was the one email sent to me that failed to make it to my Inbox. Or maybe you can give me more than five friggin' minutes to read it. So, you're the dick who never responds to emails?
Chef Jim Posted June 28, 2013 Posted June 28, 2013 People who ask for advice from complete strangers on a message board. My remedy it to just ignore their request. Pretty simple remedy actually.
Gugny Posted June 28, 2013 Posted June 28, 2013 On 6/28/2013 at 3:30 PM, Chef Jim said: People who ask for advice from complete strangers on a message board. My remedy it to just ignore their request. Pretty simple remedy actually. Do you mean just serious life issues, or stuff like, "how do you make cheese?"
Chef Jim Posted June 28, 2013 Posted June 28, 2013 On 6/28/2013 at 5:04 PM, Fig Newtons said: Do you mean just serious life issues, or stuff like, "how do you make cheese?" Good point. Serious life issues. I just knocked up another woman and my partner for 8 years is pissed. What should I do? Are you !@#$ing kidding me?? It's too late for my advice you putz.
Beerball Posted June 28, 2013 Posted June 28, 2013 On 6/28/2013 at 3:30 PM, Chef Jim said: People who ask for advice from complete strangers on a message board. My remedy it to just ignore their request. Pretty simple remedy actually. You know what? I think you should write a book called "The World is My Soup Kitchen and it's Now Closed."
Chef Jim Posted June 28, 2013 Posted June 28, 2013 On 6/28/2013 at 7:16 PM, Beerball said: You know what? I think you should write a book called "The World is My Soup Kitchen and it's Now Closed." I was actually thinking "Chef Jim's Favorite Recipes That He's Not Sharing."
DC Tom Posted June 28, 2013 Posted June 28, 2013 On 6/28/2013 at 7:25 PM, Chef Jim said: I was actually thinking "Chef Jim's Favorite Recipes That He's Not Sharing." Or "The Really Really Big Book of Retatta."
Marv's Neighbor Posted June 29, 2013 Posted June 29, 2013 Ate at a McDonald's in Wyoming once. In the Men's Room someone wrote; "Welcome to Wyoming, home of Cowboys, Tumbleweeds and Other Windy Annoyances!"....They were right.
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