The Poojer Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 for all those looking for a remedy...here you go... http://youtu.be/jZgJrHxWaIg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 I'm annoyed by sighers and slammers; more specifically, sighers who slam things. I sit next to two of them (they're actually moving today, so I'm in a rare good mood). The dude comes in every morning with his pants hanging below the crack of his ass and slams his personal coffee carafe (one of the big ones with the pump on the top), that he carries in daily, down on his desk - followed by the sigh. The chick (she annoys me less because she has perfect breasts) sighs constantly throughout the day and slams her mouse, her pen, her cup, anything in her hand. But she also likes to stretch with her arms extended straight up in the air and her hands held together. Couple that move with the perfect breasts and you get the picture. Now I'm upset that she's moving. How do I make a paragraph indentation? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 I'm annoyed by references to perfect breasts without visual evidence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 I'm annoyed by sighers and slammers; more specifically, sighers who slam things. I sit next to two of them (they're actually moving today, so I'm in a rare good mood). The dude comes in every morning with his pants hanging below the crack of his ass and slams his personal coffee carafe (one of the big ones with the pump on the top), that he carries in daily, down on his desk - followed by the sigh. The chick (she annoys me less because she has perfect breasts) sighs constantly throughout the day and slams her mouse, her pen, her cup, anything in her hand. But she also likes to stretch with her arms extended straight up in the air and her hands held together. Couple that move with the perfect breasts and you get the picture. Now I'm upset that she's moving. How do I make a paragraph indentation? If they are both moving away from you I wonder what annoys them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 one of my annoyances.... ... they are. I said something to a Geoff once and he was all like, "it's not Jeff; it's pronounced joff." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 one of my annoyances.... ... That's a lot of sixes, Damien. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrader Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 I'm annoyed by my supervisor telling me that she is recommending me for a promotion and the company has never once rejected her recommendation in the 10 years she's been here, but then finding out that there's a first time for everything. My solution? Either fire or shiv the mo'fo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 (edited) I think we're gradually coming to the consensus that the universal remedy for all of life's annoyances is SHIV THE MOFO! Dean, wherever you are, we salute your wisdom, your prescience, your bitterness. Edited June 19, 2013 by Cugalabanza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 If they are both moving away from you I wonder what annoys them. Now that was a great response!! Fig?? Your rebuttal?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 I'm annoyed by sighers and slammers; more specifically, sighers who slam things. I sit next to two of them (they're actually moving today, so I'm in a rare good mood). The dude comes in every morning with his pants hanging below the crack of his ass and slams his personal coffee carafe (one of the big ones with the pump on the top), that he carries in daily, down on his desk - followed by the sigh. The chick (she annoys me less because she has perfect breasts) sighs constantly throughout the day and slams her mouse, her pen, her cup, anything in her hand. But she also likes to stretch with her arms extended straight up in the air and her hands held together. Couple that move with the perfect breasts and you get the picture. Now I'm upset that she's moving. How do I make a paragraph indentation? I am annoyed by the fact that no, in fact I don't have a picture. It seems like you should remedy that problem since you brought it up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 I am annoyed by the fact that no, in fact I don't have a picture. It seems like you should remedy that problem since you brought it up! I would love to take one. I just don't feel like getting fired today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not a Hamster Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 I amw annoyedm by peoplen that arem a painq in the assm, My remedyz is to spiken their sunflowern seeds withz vanilla extract so they willq losen all their comicq books on theirm trip to theb Andes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 I amw annoyedm by peoplen that arem a painq in the assm, My remedyz is to spiken their sunflowern seeds withz vanilla extract so they willq losen all their comicq books on theirm trip to theb Andes. Are you Billy Bob Thorton in "Slingblade?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 I would love to take one. I just don't feel like getting fired today. Come on, show some creativity in your office flirtations. "OMG!! I'm so upset you are moving and we won't be cube-buddies any more! I need to put you on my wall of former neighbors, sit up straight and smile for a picture!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 or just stand up and do a panoramic picture with your cell phone, and if anyone questions just say you are testing out the panoramic feature...i do it all the time Come on, show some creativity in your office flirtations. "OMG!! I'm so upset you are moving and we won't be cube-buddies any more! I need to put you on my wall of former neighbors, sit up straight and smile for a picture!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 (edited) Come on, show some creativity in your office flirtations. "OMG!! I'm so upset you are moving and we won't be cube-buddies any more! I need to put you on my wall of former neighbors, sit up straight and smile for a picture!.....OK, now please walk over to the wall and lean forward, arch your back and look back at me like a mean dragon...yes, yes....*click* Ok, thanks..." Just had to add a little. Edited June 19, 2013 by BringBackFergy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilsner Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 (edited) I am annoyed when people post annoyances without remedies in the annoyances and remedies thread. I think those people should self administer a tablespoon of cod liver oil. I think I just annoyed myself for not following the thread rules. Edited June 19, 2013 by Pilsner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fan in San Diego Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 I'm annoyed by people opening crinkly candy wrappers during a movie. I'm even more annoyed at the movie theater for selling them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 or just stand up and do a panoramic picture with your cell phone, and if anyone questions just say you are testing out the panoramic feature...i do it all the time Or just hold the phone like you're checking Facebook, then snap the picture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted June 19, 2013 Share Posted June 19, 2013 These are all good ideas. I think the "fake Facebook check," would be the one most likely to work. This could take some time. I'll post it here if I manage to get a pic. If I can't, I'll just post the pic of Beerball's breasts that he sent me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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