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What? Does this includes bags of douche?

 

In that case, prepare for the Eagles, Jets and Cowboys(in order) stadiums to be near empty this year.

 

I'd think all the games at RWS would be half empty if bags of douche were banned.

 

Promo would have the entire Rockpile section to himself.

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Thieves are gonna have a field day. They get 3 free hours of smash and grab fun with having to now keep purses out in your car.

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I think that the minute the NFL finds a way to have you walk in the stadium, spend all of your money, and eat and drink without the use of your hands, that they will ban bringing your hands into the stadium. You'll have to leave them in your car.

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Glad to see that the last decade of war, in the name of "protecting our freedoms", has gone so well.

 

The freedom to carry a bag into a stadium is a lesser-known clause of the Constitution.

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@dkaplanSBJ

Eagles will be giving bags to season ticket holders that comply with new bag security rules leaguewide

A very reasonable move on the Eagles part.

The Bills will probably have one for sale in the Bills store.

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The freedom to carry a bag into a stadium is a lesser-known clause of the Constitution.

 

It's right there next to the freedom to park wherever you want, smoke wherever you want, and continue drinking beer past halftime, isn't it?

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I'm gonna get mine at DHGate.

DHGate will probably throw one in with your $15 authentic jersey order.

 

It's right there next to the freedom to park wherever you want, smoke wherever you want, and continue drinking beer past halftime, isn't it?

I still have all of those freedoms ... on my couch ;)

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DHGate will probably throw one in with your $15 authentic jersey order.

 

 

I still have all of those freedoms ... on my couch ;)

 

Of course you do...just saying that I agree with his point that railing against the loss of "freedoms" because a private business restricts what you can bring into the stadium is silly.

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Of course you do...just saying that I agree with his point that railing against the loss of "freedoms" because a private business restricts what you can bring into the stadium is silly.

A private business at least partially funded by public money muddies the water just a bit, but I completely agree with you in principal.

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Packers say some seat backs, foam pads survive seat-cushion ban

 

The leagues new approach to stuff brought into a stadium becomes problematic in places where fans still place their butts on metal bleachers. Apparently, the league is willing to soften (pun not intended but what the hell Ill take it) the rules, a bit.

 

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2013/06/21/packers-say-some-seat-backs-foam-pads-survive-seat-cushion-ban/

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The funny thing is by trying to prevent terrorists from taking advantage of one potential target, fans inside the stadium, they have created another potential target, fans lined up in security lines outside the stadium.

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Fear not.. with the ban of seat cushions you'll soon see 'stadium pants' that have an extra cushion back-end sown into the rear for comfort being marketed and sold. In fact you can probably wear them anywhere, fireworks, outdoor parties, kids sporting activities, etc. Necessity after all is the mother of invention.

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