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The Redskins are hiring! Systems Administrator


Just Jack

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http://footballjobs.teamworkonline.com/teamwork/r.cfm?i=55694

 

Job Responsibilities will include but are not limited to:

  • Provide regular maintenance and administration of the servers on the company network.
  • Troubleshoot and resolve LAN network issues.
  • Install software to client configuration and interface with users.
  • Researches, orders and deploys new equipment as necessary.
  • Assists in game day preparations and testing, as well as game day support for various systems.
  • Plan for deployment of new hardware and software.
  • Answer support calls from help desk and track problems in a database.

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Job Responsibilities will include but are not limited to:

  • Provide regular maintenance and administration of the servers on the company network.
  • Troubleshoot and resolve LAN network issues.
  • Referring to co-workers as "kemosabe" and Mr. Snyder as "Great White Man."
  • Install software to client configuration and interface with users.
  • Researches, orders and deploys new equipment as necessary.
  • Assists in game day preparations and testing, as well as game day support for various systems.
  • Plan for deployment of new hardware and software.
  • Answer support calls from help desk and track problems in a database.
  • Compensation will be in the form of worthless glass beads and alcohol

Man, that is messed up. Snyder should be kicked out of the NFL.

 

I particularly can't believe the third item and the last one.

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