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I offer this enhancement to the number two suggestion. (Wide Starboard is still champion):

 

"Ashton Youboaty - Worth Millions"

 

psstt... that was Ko Simpson.

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reed83, my good friend, in honor of your suggestion, YE OLE humbly submits this parody of the Gilligan's Island theme song. Enjoy!

 

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,

A tale of a woeful team

It started around 2001

That this team was not THE WHIP.

 

The GM was a guy named Donahoe,

Gregg Williams brave and sure.

Our fanbase set sail that day

For a three year rebuild, a three year rebuild.

 

Free agency started getting rough,

Many draft picks were tossed,

If we didn't make a trade for Drew

The offense would be lost, the offense would be lost.

 

The team embarked upon an unprecedented drought

With Russ Brandon

Marv Levy too,

The billionaire and his wife,

The Chanimal

Buddy Nix and Dick Jauron,

Here on the Buffalo Bills.

 

 

So here's the tale of castways,

They're here for a long, long time,

They'll have to make the best of things,

It's an uphill climb.

 

Doug Whaley and Marrone's crew,

Will do their very best,

To make this team competitive,

In the AFC East.

 

No Byrd, no guards, no cornerbacks,

Not a single luxury,

Like a Dave Wannstedt gameplan,

As primative as can be.

 

So join us here each week my freinds,

You're sure to get a smile,

From this band of castways,

Here on the Buffalo Bills.

 

Ye Ole Salt?

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My Grandfather named his sailboat 'Ralph'. Not after the much maligned Bills owner Ralph Wilson.

No, my yacht club member grandfather named his boat after sea sickness.

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Hey, I'm new here and don't know if this is appropriate to post here but I just bought a boat and am in need of a good name. I want to incorporate water/boating lingo and something Bills. Either a players name or something Bills related and am struggling. I was hoping you guys could be more clever than I am

 

In nautical lore they say it's good luck to have repeated letters in a vessel's name. I've long since sold her, but I had 23' deep V runabout, and had she been a bit bigger, I would have named her "Buffalo Belle," kind of a play on our team's name.

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reed83, my good friend, in honor of your suggestion, YE OLE humbly submits this parody of the Gilligan's Island theme song. Enjoy!

 

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,

A tale of a woeful team

It started around 2001

That this team was not THE WHIP.

 

The GM was a guy named Donahoe,

Gregg Williams brave and sure.

Our fanbase set sail that day

For a three year rebuild, a three year rebuild.

 

Free agency started getting rough,

Many draft picks were tossed,

If we didn't make a trade for Drew

The offense would be lost, the offense would be lost.

 

The team embarked upon an unprecedented drought

With Russ Brandon

Marv Levy too,

The billionaire and his wife,

The Chanimal

Buddy Nix and Dick Jauron,

Here on the Buffalo Bills.

 

 

So here's the tale of castways,

They're here for a long, long time,

They'll have to make the best of things,

It's an uphill climb.

 

Doug Whaley and Marrone's crew,

Will do their very best,

To make this team competitive,

In the AFC East.

 

No Byrd, no guards, no cornerbacks,

Not a single luxury,

Like a Dave Wannstedt gameplan,

As primative as can be.

 

So join us here each week my freinds,

You're sure to get a smile,

From this band of castways,

Here on the Buffalo Bills.

 

:thumbsup:

 

Kyle's Achilles Keel

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