Canadian Bills Fan Posted May 28, 2013 Posted May 28, 2013 Hope Floats 0-4 No Mo' I live for the offseason No Huddle Charging Buffalo Buffalo out of water The kick is good CBF
Last Guy on the Bench Posted May 28, 2013 Posted May 28, 2013 Nice work, people. This needs to turn into a poll. My votes from what has already been suggested (based purely on entertainment value): 1) Wide Starboard 2) The Wreck of the Ryan Fitzgerald 3) This Boat'll Have a New Captain in Three Years 4) Ashton YouBoaty How about: Home Run Rowback
Nick the Greek Posted May 28, 2013 Posted May 28, 2013 Don't do it! We put a Bills magnet (from training camp) on my wife's car, and it broke down the next day! Bad luck
Matt in KC Posted May 28, 2013 Posted May 28, 2013 Where else would you rather be than right here, right now? Has no one said that yet? Right Here Right Now I'd name my boat that!
Canadian Bills Fan Posted May 28, 2013 Posted May 28, 2013 When its too tough for them it's just right for us CBF
l< j Posted May 28, 2013 Posted May 28, 2013 Barnacle Bills. But really, this discussion should have ended at Wide Starboard. kj
PastaJoe Posted May 28, 2013 Posted May 28, 2013 The 12th Man Overboard Chicken of the AFSea Mario's Ringy Dingy Cash to Cap(size) The Polian Galleon The White Bronco The Jolly Da'rick Rogers The Troup Carrier Crossing the Moats The Bilge Dwellers The Conn The Poop Deck The Flotsam and Jetsam
Mike in Syracuse Posted May 28, 2013 Posted May 28, 2013 I'd call it the S.S. Lonnie Freakin Johnson If not "Punt Catcher" would work!
ALLEN1QB Posted May 28, 2013 Posted May 28, 2013 Chicken of the AFSea Ladies and gents we have a winner!!!
DasNootz Posted May 28, 2013 Posted May 28, 2013 Filthy Oar - the best boat name ever, though not exactly Bills themed.
Alphadawg7 Posted May 28, 2013 Posted May 28, 2013 OJ's Glove > Marino's Glove Fits Like A Glove Endorsed By Bill Walsh
Cotton Fitzsimmons Posted May 28, 2013 Posted May 28, 2013 (edited) S.S. Minnow reed83, my good friend, in honor of your suggestion, YE OLE humbly submits this parody of the Gilligan's Island theme song. Enjoy! Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, A tale of a woeful team It started around 2001 That this team was not THE WHIP. The GM was a guy named Donahoe, Gregg Williams brave and sure. Our fanbase set sail that day For a three year rebuild, a three year rebuild. Free agency started getting rough, Many draft picks were tossed, If we didn't make a trade for Drew The offense would be lost, the offense would be lost. The team embarked upon an unprecedented drought With Russ Brandon Marv Levy too, The billionaire and his wife, The Chanimal Buddy Nix and Dick Jauron, Here on the Buffalo Bills. So here's the tale of castways, They're here for a long, long time, They'll have to make the best of things, It's an uphill climb. Doug Whaley and Marrone's crew, Will do their very best, To make this team competitive, In the AFC East. No Byrd, no guards, no cornerbacks, Not a single luxury, Like a Dave Wannstedt gameplan, As primative as can be. So join us here each week my freinds, You're sure to get a smile, From this band of castways, Here on the Buffalo Bills. Edited May 28, 2013 by Cotton Fitzsimmons
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