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The Shawne Merritime

 

Just don't sail it across Lake Erie to Canada, or Pat Moran will report you're smuggling steroids.

 

Those are actually very funny!

 

I think "Speedy Keel" and "Rudderless" are my personal favorites I came up with.

 

I'm still kicking myself for missing "Youboaty".

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Wide Starboard

great one.

 

remember its considered bad luck to change the name of a boat, so i would avoid anything named after current players (loved the Sea J Spiller though)

 

SeaReed 83

 

I saw one at the 1000 islands called Sir Osis of the River

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Jim's 12 steps - (Kelly's number / length of his career / alcohol reference for his wild times).

 

Spruce Bruce. - (Rhymes with Spruce Goose which was the largest plane ever constructed to go with the most sacks ever).

 

Doubting Thurman Thomas - (he did go to Miami).

 

Hang a Ralph - (well...)

 

Beebe Gun

 

No Tasker to big

 

Creamy Rich

 

Jimbo's bimbo

 

Best one:

 

Listing starboard - (boat talk for leaning right)

 

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Fail Boat

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wide Starboard probably is my favorite though

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