RocBuffalo Posted May 21, 2013 Posted May 21, 2013 Hahahaha this is amusing, the fact that someone actually took the time to write a made up column in someone else's words. He played for the Cowboys what do you expect when you hand out with drug dealers and wife beaters year in and year out.
eball Posted May 21, 2013 Posted May 21, 2013 The issue of whether or not Emmitt has a speech impediment aside, I will never think of him as anything other than "Emmitt Schmiff" because of Michael Irvin's HOF acceptance speech.
RyanC883 Posted May 21, 2013 Posted May 21, 2013 (edited) If Emmit has a speech impediment then it's not really that funny. I hear he's actually doing quite well in real estate in Texas. Not to hijack the thread, but I liked Walter's mock to us in 2014. Not that I liked having the 3rd pick, but Clowney!!!!! Edited May 21, 2013 by RyanC883
Dante Posted May 21, 2013 Posted May 21, 2013 "E.J. Manuel very youngness. I look on his bird certificate and he say Manuel born on 3/19/1990." lol
Southern McButterpants. Posted May 21, 2013 Posted May 21, 2013 At least he had a cogent assessment of the Jet's 2012 Season: The Jet season last month got debacled with a capital F.
buffaloboyinATL Posted May 21, 2013 Posted May 21, 2013 (edited) Just one example. This is comic gold: Oakland Raiders: Matt Barkley, QB, USC When everybody look back at the 2013 mark draft five month ago from now, they gonna say they havin' a lot of family on the mark draft. Geno and Alex Smiths reunite again three pick earlier, and now Matt Barkley, who uncle of Charles Barkley, famous basketball player, movin' to the Specific Ocean. The Raider sign Matt Flint, who play for Packer. Flint become first quarterback to throw 400 touchdown in a game against Lion on Week 17. I very impressive by this, but the fact remain that this could have beened a fluke. Like the old sayin' go, one is a accident, two is a fluke. 5 months ago from now. . Classic. Edited May 21, 2013 by buffaloboyinATL
swnybillsfan Posted May 22, 2013 Posted May 22, 2013 overall it seemed a bit overdone. but i'll be laughing about "he put blood, sweat and cry into it" for a long long time.
DukeyBomb Posted May 23, 2013 Posted May 23, 2013 This is one of the funny things I have ready in a long long time period. Two of the funny things in the past century year's. And I ready a LOTs'
Chef Jim Posted May 23, 2013 Posted May 23, 2013 emmitt went to college, a good one too, and he can barely speak coherently, let alone write a decent sentence, I have no pity for that. It's his own fault he's barley literate and should be embarrassed. Is that like in the soup? He put blood, sweat, and cry into it... lol emmitt went to college, a good one too, and he can barely speak coherently, let alone write a decent sentence, I have no pity for that. It's his own fault he's barley literate and should be embarrassed. Sounds pretty coherent to me. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8oU7Z9gU9I
Homey D. Clown Posted May 24, 2013 Posted May 24, 2013 (edited) Is that like in the soup? Sounds pretty coherent to me. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8oU7Z9gU9I is this a joke? you think that's coherent? "one of the players i wanna emma-late" I hope this was rhetorical... you should probably dig a little harder next time pal. Edited May 24, 2013 by Homey D. Clown
Chef Jim Posted May 24, 2013 Posted May 24, 2013 is this a joke? you think that's coherent? "one of the players i wanna emma-late" I hope this was rhetorical... you should probably dig a little harder next time pal. You should probably dig out a dictionary and look up the work coherent......pal.
BEAST MODE BABY! Posted May 25, 2013 Posted May 25, 2013 Not nearly funny enough if you're going to pick on a guy with a speech impediment. Emmitt doesn't have a speech impediment. He has a brain impediment.
Leelee Phoenix Posted May 25, 2013 Posted May 25, 2013 Well, shucks. You should send that to the guy who runs the site. I'm a former writer there. I'll tell Walter.
BuffaloBill Posted May 25, 2013 Posted May 25, 2013 Not even mildy amusing. Just stupid Well said....
thebandit27 Posted May 25, 2013 Posted May 25, 2013 Emmitt doesn't have a speech impediment. He has a brain impediment. Cute, but wrong. Read his book
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