BuffaloBill Posted May 10, 2013 Posted May 10, 2013 I am almost in favor of pinning this thread ... A classic indeed. Here is to 11-3
4BillsintheBurgh Posted May 10, 2013 Posted May 10, 2013 Canks says to trust him. I'm intrigued on how he's going to pull that record off. Not to be the grammar police or anything (tho here I go).... but it's "This might a thread of the year candidate be." Maybe we'll end up 11-6. I could live with that. Canks for an amusing thread, OP! Dude, not to be the math police (but here I go anyway) 11-6 = 17. That's one game extra. You making up for the Canker schedule here or what?
bonechiller Posted May 10, 2013 Posted May 10, 2013 11 - 3 Maybe that's code for a TD sequence in game one... TJ Graham throws to EJ Manual for winning TD? 11 - 3 Well the minus sign could mean "from" So.... Graham from Manual?
ny33 Posted May 10, 2013 Posted May 10, 2013 Well the minus sign could mean "from" So.... Graham from Manual? E.J. "Manual" is the new "Marcel Darious/Darius."
Chandler#81 Posted May 10, 2013 Posted May 10, 2013 Canks says to trust him. I'm intrigued on how he's going to pull that record off. Dude, not to be the math police (but here I go anyway) 11-6 = 17. That's one game extra. You making up for the Canker schedule here or what? Well I AM the math police and 11 minus 6 DOES NOT equal 17. Now go sit in the corner with a dunce cap on.
Nikademus Posted May 10, 2013 Posted May 10, 2013 Well I AM the math police and 11 minus 6 DOES NOT equal 17. Now go sit in the corner with a dunce cap on.
chris heff Posted May 10, 2013 Posted May 10, 2013 oopsies. I forgot about the game in our sister city. 11-4!. I hope we make the second round, the Jets are going to be out for blood since we didn't take Geno. Cranks you're a genius. The first time I read this all I saw was a second math error, which of course is was not. You were just yanking our collective chain, well done. The Geno thing is brilliant. If I wore a hat it would be off to you.
Rubes Posted May 10, 2013 Posted May 10, 2013 Dude, not to be the math police (but here I go anyway) 11-6 = 17. That's one game extra. You making up for the Canker schedule here or what? Nah, he just has us losing in the first round of the playoffs is all.
Matt in KC Posted May 10, 2013 Posted May 10, 2013 Well I AM the math police and 11 minus 6 DOES NOT equal 17. Now go sit in the corner with a dunce cap on. Nah, he just has us losing in the first round of the playoffs is all. You responded before I could. That's exactly what I was thinking. The Senator on the other hand keeps having us go 19-0. I'd be so pissed if we actually went undefeated in the regular season and still had to play the wildcard game because teams from other AFC divisions beat us based on strength of schedule!
Rubes Posted May 10, 2013 Posted May 10, 2013 You responded before I could. That's exactly what I was thinking. The Senator on the other hand keeps having us go 19-0. I'd be so pissed if we actually went undefeated in the regular season and still had to play the wildcard game because teams from other AFC divisions beat us based on strength of schedule! It wouldn't be. 16 wins + Divisional Round win + Conference championship win + Super Bowl win = 19-0.
Matt in KC Posted May 10, 2013 Posted May 10, 2013 It wouldn't be. 16 wins + Divisional Round win + Conference championship win + Super Bowl win = 19-0. Gotcha! (this is the thread where bad math is funny, remember?)
Jim in Anchorage Posted May 10, 2013 Posted May 10, 2013 Would never have pegged you as a Frasier fan. As for the OP, you guys apparently haven't been paying attention. But to play along, I guess 11-3 is the new 11-5. Just get a kick out of that snobby stuffy style.
Bronc24 Posted May 11, 2013 Posted May 11, 2013 (edited) Apparently Cank just polished off a dozen beer despite only drinking 10. THAT'S WHY WE PLAY THE GAME CANK! Edited May 11, 2013 by Marauder24
transient Posted May 11, 2013 Posted May 11, 2013 I am no scout, but I know statistics... Sex Panther, sixty percent of the time it works every time!!
San Jose Bills Fan Posted May 11, 2013 Posted May 11, 2013 Just get a kick out of that snobby stuffy style. Funny show. Especially Niles.
NDBUFFCUSEFAN Posted May 11, 2013 Posted May 11, 2013 In true Bills fan fashion Canks refuses to acknowledge the *Patriot games.
BuffaloBill Posted May 11, 2013 Posted May 11, 2013 Apparently Cank just polished off a dozen beer despite only drinking 10. THAT'S WHY WE PLAY THE GAME CANK! A little spillage on the other 2 ....
Johnny Hammersticks Posted May 11, 2013 Posted May 11, 2013 E.J. "Manual" is the new "Marcel Darious/Darius." Fitzgibbons
BringBackFergy Posted May 11, 2013 Posted May 11, 2013 (edited) Applying Advanced Canksometry theory, didn't we actually win our Superbowl against the Giants?? Edited May 11, 2013 by BringBackFergy
bowery4 Posted May 12, 2013 Posted May 12, 2013 You responded before I could. That's exactly what I was thinking. The Senator on the other hand keeps having us go 19-0. I'd be so pissed if we actually went undefeated in the regular season and still had to play the wildcard game because teams from other AFC divisions beat us based on strength of schedule! Wow well done!
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