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In honor of Memorial Day and the traditional first bar-b-que of the season, may we all give our best entry for sexual innuendo as it relates to the attached picture of a grill.

 

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I'll start:

 

That is a fine looking grill...love that top rack.

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I cant wait to get that footlong between my buns

I took a second look at this one...is this you saying it or the young lady in the pic???

(not that there's anything wrong with that)

Posted

Excuse me my dear, let me show you how a real chef does it. Oh, no, no, no...you can keep cooking. That's not what I was talking about.

Chef, have you ever seen knobs like those? I mean they are pretty large and easy to handle.

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Chef, have you ever seen knobs like those? I mean they are pretty large and easy to handle.

 

Every day. See, chicks dig guys that know how to cook. To you young (or old) single guys take note. Trust me on this one.

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I hate Kim Kardashian.

 

 

Sorry, that's all I got.

 

Is that who that is? First off I'm proud of myself if it is and I didn't know and second if it is her I take back everything I said previously.

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I'd like to keep those breasts moist using my ball-baster :thumbsup:

She's not cooking chicken breasts...perhaps you should us your "splat-ula"

 

Aside from that, appears that those buns are ready to be filled with some meat.

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