meazza Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 I find that when I wear a black bodysuit with utility belt nobody bothers me when I walk the streets. Not even the police? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted May 5, 2013 Author Share Posted May 5, 2013 I find that when I wear a black bodysuit with utility belt nobody bothers me when I walk the streets. I bet you have a cool ride. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 I still want to be a nipple inspector. Jack has me all excited with that topic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 What about super human intelligence?? I mean, "DC Tom like" intelligence where you can engineer flying saucers and make all kinds of cash inventing new products. You could even invent a flying backpack which would negate the need for the power of flight. It's not all it's cracked up to be. You still have to deal with regular people, most of whom can't add while wearing mittens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 I find that when I wear a black bodysuit with utility belt nobody bothers me when I walk the streets. Dear lord the mental image of this is causing me severe problems.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted May 6, 2013 Author Share Posted May 6, 2013 It's not all it's cracked up to be. You still have to deal with regular people, most of whom can't add while wearing mittens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 Mine would be to be able to affect the movement of objects remotely. Telekenesis if you will. Can I change my answer? I like this more than flight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 Can I change my answer? I like this more than flight. Of course you can. You have the "change anyone's answer" superpower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted May 6, 2013 Author Share Posted May 6, 2013 Of course you can. You have the "change anyone's answer" superpower. Don't confuse "Moderator Man" with Jack's happy, little, fantasy world where he can move things. He has taken off his chest protector with the large "M" and is now able to simply move stuff by looking at it....Yoda: Not much to look at, but the little dude had game. Can I change my answer? I like this more than flight. Just don't screw with the clouds and jet stream when I'm flying to Florida. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 I bet you have a cool ride. I have room for 1 sidekick. Let me know if you want me to send you the application. How do you look in a green body suit, yellow cape & tights? Nobody would dare give us ****!!! Can I change my answer? I like this more than flight. No dress would be safe with you around! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted May 6, 2013 Author Share Posted May 6, 2013 (edited) I have room for 1 sidekick. Let me know if you want me to send you the application. How do you look in a green body suit, yellow cape & tights? Nobody would dare give us ****!!! *POW* *ZAP* I can only work on Tuesdays, Thursdays and Sundays and assume you have a defined benefit plan, health and dental?? No one will screw with us...I got your back (unless, of course, I'm on lunch) Edited May 6, 2013 by BringBackFergy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 Not sure if it qualifies but I'll take what Ryan Seacrest has.. A closet with no exit door? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 I would be Estrogen Man. Cry on command, rapid mood swings and lactation. Behold the irrational power of estrogen! Did you have another Gilmore Girls marathon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 I think morons are the true superheroes of today. With their superhuman skills of ignorance, entitlement and obliviousness, they are impervious to the problems of everyday life. I think Mr. Magoo should be the next big blockbuster superhero movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrader Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 I want to be able to sneeze shrapnel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted May 6, 2013 Author Share Posted May 6, 2013 I want to be able to sneeze shrapnel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JÂy RÛßeÒ Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 (edited) I think the ability to read minds would be of interest. But it would have to be controllable by me - not just hearing everything from everybody all the time. Along those lines, then being able to control other people's thoughts would be a nice addition. Jedi mind trick type stuff. Edited May 6, 2013 by JÂy RÛßeÒ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guffalo Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 I would like to read, write and understand sarcasm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Big Cat Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 Flight vs. Invisibility http://www.thisamericanlife.org/radio-archives/episode/178/Superpowers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted May 6, 2013 Share Posted May 6, 2013 I think the ability to read minds would be of interest. But it would have to be controllable by me - not just hearing everything from everybody all the time. Along those lines, then being able to control other people's thoughts would be a nice addition. Jedi mind trick type stuff. It's not all it's cracked up to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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