BringBackFergy Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 If I could have just one power it would be flight. Strength only gets you so many things...a lot of women, build a house quick, kick butt, etc. But if my wife wanted me to get some milk and cereal - I could step outside, take off, beat the traffic and land in the parking lot, grab my groceries and head back home. Trips to Florida are a lot easier as well. Elasticity, speed, and having a Bat Cave, although cool, have nothing on flight IMHO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 Flight would be my first choice also. I considered invisibility, but the only use there is sneaking around. There's also the question of would anything I'm wearing or touching be invisible when I'm invisible? If not, then I'd have to be naked while invisible. And that could cause some issues also, like if I'm somewhere cold. My teeth rattling would give me away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted May 4, 2013 Author Share Posted May 4, 2013 Flight would be my first choice also. I considered invisibility, but the only use there is sneaking around. There's also the question of would anything I'm wearing or touching be invisible when I'm invisible? If not, then I'd have to be naked while invisible. And that could cause some issues also, like if I'm somewhere cold. My teeth rattling would give me away. Nice analysis...the teeth chattering would be a giveaway although the ladies locker room might be a decent trade off (as long as it isn't cold in there) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 Nice analysis...the teeth chattering would be a giveaway although the ladies locker room might be a decent trade off (as long as it isn't cold in there) Careful of shrinkage even if its invisible.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 I'm good with what I already have, thanks... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim in Anchorage Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 I'm good with what I already have, thanks... I will never forget those happy days of childhood when I was reading my colossal ego man comic books. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted May 4, 2013 Author Share Posted May 4, 2013 I will never forget those happy days of childhood when I was reading my colossal ego man comic books. LOL...DC Tom is the perfect prick Careful of shrinkage even if its invisible.. Definite shrinkage...especially if it was the Chinese Women's Volleyball team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted May 4, 2013 Share Posted May 4, 2013 I will never forget those happy days of childhood when I was reading my colossal ego man comic books. But I'm better than him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 Not sure if it qualifies but I'll take what Ryan Seacrest has.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim in Anchorage Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 But I'm better than him. But when teamed with pompous ass man they where unbeatable! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frogger Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 The ability to stop or slow things down while remaining at normal speed, more of a ducktales power over comic book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted May 5, 2013 Author Share Posted May 5, 2013 What about super human intelligence?? I mean, "DC Tom like" intelligence where you can engineer flying saucers and make all kinds of cash inventing new products. You could even invent a flying backpack which would negate the need for the power of flight. Another possibility: the power to talk to animals...my daughter always uses a funny voice for our dogs and pretends to know what they are saying. She's probably right most of the time but it would be amazing to say to my dog "Hey, run down to the bank and grab me a stack of 20's...I'm a little light on cash...and while you're at it, stop and pick me up a sub. Thanks...now get going" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PromoTheRobot Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 Mine would be to be able to affect the movement of objects remotely. Telekenesis if you will. "Wide right" would have been just inside. Tom Brady would suddenly have trouble completing passes. And any numbers I pick in the lottery would come up. PTR Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fezmid Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 Ability to rewind time. Nothing crazy likes days and weeks, but maybe up to an hour or two. Do something stupid, no problem, just rewind and don't do it the next time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 The ability to control energy. Or turn all things in to bacon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quester74 Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 The ability to slap the **** out of stupid people through the internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 i would like the ability to block cell phones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hindsight Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 Perfect 20/20 Hindsight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meazza Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 (edited) The ability to slap the **** out of stupid people through the internet. You would definitely be the busiest superhero around. Perfect 20/20 Hindsight Edited May 5, 2013 by meazza Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted May 5, 2013 Share Posted May 5, 2013 I find that when I wear a black bodysuit with utility belt nobody bothers me when I walk the streets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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