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http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/texas-judge-issues-double-entendre-filled-ruling-strip-151235719.html

 

In his ruling on an injunction to stop enforcement of a law that forces a strip club's dancers to wear bikini tops:

Plaintiffs clothe themselves in the First Amendment seeking to provide cover against another alleged naked grab of unconstitutional power.

Plaintiffs, and by extension their customers, seek an erection of a constitutional wall separating themselves from the regulatory power of City government.

While the Court has not received amicus curiae briefs, the Court has been blessed with volunteers known in South Texas as 'curious amigos' to be inspectors general to perform on sight visits at the locations in question.

Should the parties choose to string this case out to trial on the merits, the Court encourages reasonable discovery intercourse as they navigate the peaks and valleys of litigation, perhaps to reach a happy ending.
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It may have been a pun.

 

Pretty damn awful one if it was.

 

It's the third time this week I've seen "site/sight" misused in professional writing (and the first two were egregious), so I'm a little over-sensitized to it.

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Pretty damn awful one if it was.

 

It's the third time this week I've seen "site/sight" misused in professional writing (and the first two were egregious), so I'm a little over-sensitized to it.

 

Irregardless...

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things are tough all over

 

Pretty damn awful one if it was.

 

It's the third time this week I've seen "site/sight" misused in professional writing (and the first two were egregious), so I'm a little over-sensitized to it.

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http://news.yahoo.co...-151235719.html

 

In his ruling on an injunction to stop enforcement of a law that forces a strip club's dancers to wear bikini tops:

 

Plaintiffs clothe themselves in the First Amendment seeking to provide cover against another alleged naked grab of unconstitutional power.

Plaintiffs, and by extension their customers, seek an erection of a constitutional wall separating themselves from the regulatory power of City government.

While the Court has not received amicus curiae briefs, the Court has been blessed with volunteers known in South Texas as 'curious amigos' to be inspectors general to perform on sight visits at the locations in question.

Should the parties choose to string this case out to trial on the merits, the Court encourages reasonable discovery intercourse as they navigate the peaks and valleys of litigation, perhaps to reach a happy ending.

 

 

 

"Brilliant ruling!" he ejaculated.

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Wait ...... why do they have to cover their nipples?

 

Because the sight of them will turn men into a horde of horny, sex crazed maniacs. This is significantly different from their normal condition of being a horny, sex crazed horde of maniacs..

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