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all in brother...chick who gets nekkid , crawls through a doggie door of strangers house, gets in the bathtub....but still smart enough to shut up when her Miranda warnig is read......what is not to love there?

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If I were that guy the conversation would have gone like this.

 

Wife: So what was it?

Me: Nothing honey, go back to sleep

Wife: Ok

Me: Oh and dinner didn't set real well with me. I think I'll spend the rest of the night in the bathroom.

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  On 4/25/2013 at 5:33 PM, thebug said:

So they have a doggie door and no doggie? and Yes!

 

Sure you buy a house from someone who had a dog.

 

Me [yelling from the bathroom]: I'm really feeling bad here. I think it's food poisoning. I'll just spend the day here in the bathroom, you head off to work. I'll be ok.

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  On 4/25/2013 at 5:50 PM, Chef Jim said:

Sure you buy a house from someone who had a dog.

 

Me [yelling from the bathroom]: I'm really feeling bad here. I think it's food poisoning. I'll just spend the day here in the bathroom, you head off to work. I'll be ok.

 

I get that, but the first thing you do is change the fricken door. You are going to change the locks anyway, may as well get er done!

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  On 4/25/2013 at 8:07 PM, jboyst62 said:

Yes

 

 

I am installing a doggie door as we speak....

 

I can see the headline now.

 

Carolina Farmer Has Penis Gnawed Off by Rabid Raccoon.

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