\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted April 25, 2013 Posted April 25, 2013 http://weatherforddemocrat.com/local/x1097432880/Woman-arrested-after-entering-house-naked-through-doggy-door
plenzmd1 Posted April 25, 2013 Posted April 25, 2013 all in brother...chick who gets nekkid , crawls through a doggie door of strangers house, gets in the bathtub....but still smart enough to shut up when her Miranda warnig is read......what is not to love there?
The Poojer Posted April 25, 2013 Posted April 25, 2013 way too easy....i mean going 'naked through the doggie door' is already a euphemism.... http://weatherfordde...ough-doggy-door
Chef Jim Posted April 25, 2013 Posted April 25, 2013 If I were that guy the conversation would have gone like this. Wife: So what was it? Me: Nothing honey, go back to sleep Wife: Ok Me: Oh and dinner didn't set real well with me. I think I'll spend the rest of the night in the bathroom.
thebug Posted April 25, 2013 Posted April 25, 2013 So they have a doggie door and no doggie? and Yes!
KD in CA Posted April 25, 2013 Posted April 25, 2013 Definitely, but I want her to be naked and halfway through the doggie door while we're doing it.
Chef Jim Posted April 25, 2013 Posted April 25, 2013 So they have a doggie door and no doggie? and Yes! Sure you buy a house from someone who had a dog. Me [yelling from the bathroom]: I'm really feeling bad here. I think it's food poisoning. I'll just spend the day here in the bathroom, you head off to work. I'll be ok.
Beerball Posted April 25, 2013 Posted April 25, 2013 Didn't Marilyn Chambers star in this movie umpteen years ago? "Behind The Doggie Door"
thebug Posted April 25, 2013 Posted April 25, 2013 Sure you buy a house from someone who had a dog. Me [yelling from the bathroom]: I'm really feeling bad here. I think it's food poisoning. I'll just spend the day here in the bathroom, you head off to work. I'll be ok. I get that, but the first thing you do is change the fricken door. You are going to change the locks anyway, may as well get er done!
DrDawkinstein Posted April 25, 2013 Posted April 25, 2013 I would not have called the cops, but I would have "pressed charges".
Chef Jim Posted April 25, 2013 Posted April 25, 2013 Yes I am installing a doggie door as we speak.... I can see the headline now. Carolina Farmer Has Penis Gnawed Off by Rabid Raccoon.
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