ChevyVanMiller Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 Not even sure what to comment on this story except, "How in the hell can that happen?" http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2013/04/24/178799235/1-inmate-impregnated-4-guards-at-md-jail-prosecutors-say Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 (edited) Not even sure what to comment on this story except, "How in the hell can that happen?" http://www.npr.org/b...prosecutors-say Well first the boy puts his ding dong in the girl's hey-hey...... Edited April 25, 2013 by Chef Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 Not even sure what to comment on this story except, "How in the hell can that happen?" http://www.npr.org/b...prosecutors-say Someone hasn't seen Shawshank redemption. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuffaloBill Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 He is an ambitious dude and a horny one at that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 He is an ambitious dude and a horny one at that. Ever been to prison?1,000,000,000 men...how could you not be horny?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrags Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 As a corrections officer it always amazes me when female COs fall in love with male inmates. I mean c'mon, you can't go to ANY bar in the entire country and pick up a guy to take you home and pound you into next week? You really have to go after the guy that's murdered someone and is already spending a life in prison? Fwiw, this prison sounds really corrupt. Sounds like the officers (many of them) know these inmates out on the streets and might even be in the same gangs together. The women with the tattoos are probably this guys girls from the outside even before he was in prison. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 As a corrections officer it always amazes me when female COs fall in love with male inmates. I mean c'mon, you can't go to ANY bar in the entire country and pick up a guy to take you home and pound you into next week? You really have to go after the guy that's murdered someone and is already spending a life in prison? Fwiw, this prison sounds really corrupt. Sounds like the officers (many of them) know these inmates out on the streets and might even be in the same gangs together. The women with the tattoos are probably this guys girls from the outside even before he was in prison. Think about it. What woman would not want a guy where she knows exactly where he is 24/7. It's every woman's dream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrags Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 Think about it. What woman would not want a guy where she knows exactly where he is 24/7. It's every woman's dream. lol. Well sir, well done. The only problem is not knowing if he's cheating on you with his cell mate or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 1,000,000,000 men...how could you not be horny?! Somehow I don't think that came out the way you intended. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbb Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 I didn't even know they had female guards at male prisons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrags Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 I didn't even know they had female guards at male prisons. yup. And male officers at female prisons too. We call it early retirement jail. Because as soon as you get there you get accused of sexual harassment and are forced to retire. Lol. On the plus side, if you manage to hang on long enough to not get fired, your job is extremely easy because you can't be trusted around the female inmates so you don't have to do crap. Can't frisk them, can't escort them and all that crap without another officer being present and usually it's a female. Life is good if you can manage to not lose your job or get sued. Just got to keep your Willie in its home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bbb Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 Interesting! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted April 26, 2013 Share Posted April 26, 2013 Somehow I don't think that came out the way you intended. No. It did. That was the point Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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