boyst Posted April 18, 2013 Posted April 18, 2013 If you eat a lot of roast beef, I swear to god, your piss will smell like roast beef. And, Jack, you were not joking when you said you wanted to up your post count...
The Poojer Posted April 18, 2013 Posted April 18, 2013 whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup? If you eat a lot of roast beef, I swear to god, your piss will smell like roast beef. And, Jack, you were not joking when you said you wanted to up your post count...
boyst Posted April 18, 2013 Posted April 18, 2013 whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup? About 6 hours, and a lot more liquid... I seriously discovered this a few Christmas' ago when my dad made a huge roast. Everyone went back home and I kept the scraps. For about 2 weeks I ate almost nothing but roast and cereal.
The Poojer Posted April 18, 2013 Posted April 18, 2013 nope...anyone can roast beef..... About 6 hours, and a lot more liquid... I seriously discovered this a few Christmas' ago when my dad made a huge roast. Everyone went back home and I kept the scraps. For about 2 weeks I ate almost nothing but roast and cereal.
Just Jack Posted April 18, 2013 Author Posted April 18, 2013 nothing but roast and cereal. That's an interesting combo. You should market that. Roast Beef Cereal, the new breakfast for manly men.
Marv's Neighbor Posted April 18, 2013 Posted April 18, 2013 Eat asparagus and asparagus pee smells like asparagus-go figure!
BuffaloBill Posted April 18, 2013 Posted April 18, 2013 I can't believe I wasted time in my life watching that. I could have been posting in the last post wins thread. A much more valuable use of time.
The Poojer Posted April 18, 2013 Posted April 18, 2013 if that's what your asparagus tastes like, i'd suggest you start shopping at a better store...i always get the asparagus pee and it smells nothing like asparagus... Eat asparagus and asparagus pee smells like asparagus-go figure!
Gugny Posted April 18, 2013 Posted April 18, 2013 My friend makes a spaghetti sauce that he calls "Delicious Fart Sauce." He made it without trying it years ago, but it's been tested by others and truly does result in delicous-smelling flatulance.
PromoTheRobot Posted April 18, 2013 Posted April 18, 2013 It's actually great for lawns. Diluted about 10:1. PTR
boyst Posted April 18, 2013 Posted April 18, 2013 It's actually great for lawns. Diluted about 10:1. PTR You can find cow piss areas in the summer. Only spots that are green when fields are dry
PromoTheRobot Posted April 18, 2013 Posted April 18, 2013 You can find cow piss areas in the summer. Only spots that are green when fields are dry Same with my dog. A burn mark in the middle surrounded by the lushest green you can imagine. You know if you could figure out a way to collect that cow piss and bottle it you could make a fortune in the lawn care business. PTR
Nanker Posted April 19, 2013 Posted April 19, 2013 Just mowed my lawn. Had to. The clumps of lawn where the dog went over the winter were 12" tall.
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