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Woke up early. Still was not here. I can't figure out where I thing that left. No I was not drunk. I not drunk am now.

However. Alcohol would be nice. That fancy curve drawing just will not help. Nor will any chicken across the road...

Now where did I was it?

Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Woke up early. Still was not here. I can't figure out where I thing that left. No I was not drunk. I not drunk am now.

However. Alcohol would be nice. That fancy curve drawing just will not help. Nor will any chicken across the road...

Now where did I was it?

 

Maybe you were trying to remember not to go beyond the pail because that is where you put all the cow poop. Maybe you forgot to properly place the pail.

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To get away from the NC DOT crew building a bridge?

That's a very good answer, but the real answer is:

 

To get away from North Korea's long range missles!!!

 

I kill me!!!

Hopefully I won't regret this joke in another few days but I couldn't resist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get away from gugny but this is no time to discus his sex life...

 

Maybe you were trying to remember not to go beyond the pail because that is where you put all the cow poop. Maybe you forgot to properly place the pail.

No. That's in the spreader. Therefore I know where that is. If I really need some BS I'll just listen to Cat Stevens

It's right past that farm house....There.

You mean the chicken house? No. Its not I was just there

To get away from the NC DOT crew building a bridge?

They need to start that. They haven't don't crap. Maybe it is down there though

That's a very good answer, but the real answer is:

 

To get away from North Korea's long range missles!!!

 

I kill me!!!

Hopefully I won't regret this joke in another few days but I couldn't resist.

No. I will never fear a guy named Kim. Nor is it in Best Korea

 

 

To avoid what was beyond the pail dumby.

Gugny does need to tan. But I think that may give me an idea. Let me look outside

Do you mean pale?

I left it at the beach with the sand. I know where that is!

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It was the password to your ieatcrayonz alter-ego account

please. I'm not that witty. Plus I have the password written down on the band of my undershorts.

 

Wait. There is a clue in those under pants! Thanks! That baseball thing though... come on...

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So your mind sent your body on a mission and it arrived at the precise place it was told to go to.

But your indolent butterfly of a mind forgot the reason it sent your body to that place be begin with, right?

 

 

Welcome to middle age.

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please. I'm not that witty. Plus I have the password written down on the band of my undershorts.

 

Wait. There is a clue in those under pants! Thanks! That baseball thing though... come on...

 

The password is Calvin Klein?

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