Beerball Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 Woke up early. Still was not here. I can't figure out where I thing that left. No I was not drunk. I not drunk am now. However. Alcohol would be nice. That fancy curve drawing just will not help. Nor will any chicken across the road... Now where did I was it? Why did the chicken cross the road? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 Woke up early. Still was not here. I can't figure out where I thing that left. No I was not drunk. I not drunk am now. However. Alcohol would be nice. That fancy curve drawing just will not help. Nor will any chicken across the road... Now where did I was it? Maybe you were trying to remember not to go beyond the pail because that is where you put all the cow poop. Maybe you forgot to properly place the pail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 Maybe you were trying to remember not to go beyond the pail because that is where you put all the cow poop. Maybe you forgot to properly place the pail. Why did the chicken cross the road? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wooderson Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 It's right past that farm house....There. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICanSleepWhenI'mDead Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the NC DOT crew building a bridge? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 To get away from the NC DOT crew building a bridge? That's a very good answer, but the real answer is: To get away from North Korea's long range missles!!! I kill me!!! Hopefully I won't regret this joke in another few days but I couldn't resist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mead107 Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 Splat chicken https://www.google.com/search?q=splat+chicken&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en&client=safari#biv=i%7C1%3Bd%7COV0M9hyIdTxdHM%3A Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid what was beyond the pail dumby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 To avoid what was beyond the pail dumby. Do you mean pale? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 Do you mean pale? No. I've got a pretty good tan working. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted April 11, 2013 Author Share Posted April 11, 2013 Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from gugny but this is no time to discus his sex life... Maybe you were trying to remember not to go beyond the pail because that is where you put all the cow poop. Maybe you forgot to properly place the pail. No. That's in the spreader. Therefore I know where that is. If I really need some BS I'll just listen to Cat Stevens It's right past that farm house....There. You mean the chicken house? No. Its not I was just there To get away from the NC DOT crew building a bridge? They need to start that. They haven't don't crap. Maybe it is down there though That's a very good answer, but the real answer is: To get away from North Korea's long range missles!!! I kill me!!! Hopefully I won't regret this joke in another few days but I couldn't resist. No. I will never fear a guy named Kim. Nor is it in Best Korea To avoid what was beyond the pail dumby. Gugny does need to tan. But I think that may give me an idea. Let me look outside Do you mean pale? I left it at the beach with the sand. I know where that is! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hindsight Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 Can you tell me who is pitching? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wooderson Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 Can you tell me who is pitching? Tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFanM.D. Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 Here it is.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JÂy RÛßeÒ Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 You know? That thing I was trying to thing of. What was it? It was the password to your ieatcrayonz alter-ego account Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted April 11, 2013 Author Share Posted April 11, 2013 It was the password to your ieatcrayonz alter-ego account please. I'm not that witty. Plus I have the password written down on the band of my undershorts. Wait. There is a clue in those under pants! Thanks! That baseball thing though... come on... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Hindsight Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 Tomorrow. You can't tell me today? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted April 11, 2013 Author Share Posted April 11, 2013 You can't tell me today? I think you're on to something. Check back tomorrow...maybe I will discover the whole thing. I like where this is going. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted April 11, 2013 Share Posted April 11, 2013 So your mind sent your body on a mission and it arrived at the precise place it was told to go to. But your indolent butterfly of a mind forgot the reason it sent your body to that place be begin with, right? Welcome to middle age. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted April 12, 2013 Share Posted April 12, 2013 please. I'm not that witty. Plus I have the password written down on the band of my undershorts. Wait. There is a clue in those under pants! Thanks! That baseball thing though... come on... The password is Calvin Klein? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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