You can't make up stuff like this

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http://www.buffalonews.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20130407/CITYANDREGION/130409328

[Keukasmallies]

Landowner disputes rank among the highest form of entertainment--to third party observers; but among the thorniest of issues to those directly impacted. It appears that the town's planning board dropped the ball in this case, they never should have issued permit approvals.