ExiledInIllinois Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 Sounds like a reasonable policy: http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/apr/02/samoa-air-pay-what-you-weigh I guess there are a lot of big boys in Samoa! Glad they are stepping up! The thing is... If they charge by weight, the heavier/bigger the passenger the more room the passenger should get... The smaller, the less room they need... Right. ?? Create a baseline for a standard passenger and increase/decrease the seating area for said passenger if they are paying more or less than the baseline. Bigger "cargo" naturally takes up more space than smaller "cargo." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 Sounds like a reasonable policy: http://www.guardian....-what-you-weigh I guess there are a lot of big boys in Samoa! Glad they are stepping up! The thing is... If they charge by weight, the heavier/bigger the passenger the more room the passenger should get... The smaller, the less room they need... Right. ?? Create a baseline for a standard passenger and increase/decrease the seating area for said passenger if they are paying more or less than the baseline. Bigger "cargo" naturally takes up more space than smaller "cargo." If somebody takes a huge dump mid-flight will their fare be adjusted? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 If somebody takes a huge dump mid-flight will their fare be adjusted? Only if they do it out the window. Think about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 (edited) Afa & Sika are pissed Edited April 3, 2013 by The Poojer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 Only if they do it out the window. Think about it. Good point but aren't airlines notorious for dropping frozen poop onto houses? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 Good point but aren't airlines notorious for dropping frozen poop onto houses? They mostly fly over the Pacific. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 Good point but aren't airlines notorious for dropping frozen poop onto houses? Joe Dirt found one right in the middle of a field...so you see, they rarely hit houses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 next they can charge by the number of tats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 Joe Dirt found one right in the middle of a field...so you see, they rarely hit houses. That is all Symantech's. Whether it is dropped in the ocean, a field or on a house, it is gone from the plane and another gullible Samoan paying too high a fare has been created. Will this airline also weigh in Manti's girlfriend and charge for her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 That is all Symantech's. Whether it is dropped in the ocean, a field or on a house, it is gone from the plane and another gullible Samoan paying too high a fare has been created. Will this airline also weigh in Manti's girlfriend and charge for her? It's not Symantechs...it's Sementechs. Before you try and wow us with your aironawtical vocabulary you better check that 2nd grade spelling kuriculim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 It's not Symantechs...it's Sementechs. Before you try and wow us with your aironawtical vocabulary you better check that 2nd grade spelling kuriculim. Dude semen techs are the guys that check to see if your vasectomy kicked in. It's not a great job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted April 3, 2013 Share Posted April 3, 2013 Dude semen techs are the guys that check to see if your vasectomy kicked in. It's not a great job. Oops...my bad:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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