ExiledInIllinois Posted April 2, 2013 Posted April 2, 2013 Sounds like a reasonable policy: http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2013/apr/02/samoa-air-pay-what-you-weigh I guess there are a lot of big boys in Samoa! Glad they are stepping up! The thing is... If they charge by weight, the heavier/bigger the passenger the more room the passenger should get... The smaller, the less room they need... Right. ?? Create a baseline for a standard passenger and increase/decrease the seating area for said passenger if they are paying more or less than the baseline. Bigger "cargo" naturally takes up more space than smaller "cargo."
4merper4mer Posted April 3, 2013 Posted April 3, 2013 On 4/2/2013 at 10:42 PM, ExiledInIllinois said: Sounds like a reasonable policy: http://www.guardian....-what-you-weigh I guess there are a lot of big boys in Samoa! Glad they are stepping up! The thing is... If they charge by weight, the heavier/bigger the passenger the more room the passenger should get... The smaller, the less room they need... Right. ?? Create a baseline for a standard passenger and increase/decrease the seating area for said passenger if they are paying more or less than the baseline. Bigger "cargo" naturally takes up more space than smaller "cargo." If somebody takes a huge dump mid-flight will their fare be adjusted?
Chef Jim Posted April 3, 2013 Posted April 3, 2013 On 4/3/2013 at 12:44 AM, 4merper4mer said: If somebody takes a huge dump mid-flight will their fare be adjusted? Only if they do it out the window. Think about it.
The Poojer Posted April 3, 2013 Posted April 3, 2013 (edited) Afa & Sika are pissed Edited April 3, 2013 by The Poojer
4merper4mer Posted April 3, 2013 Posted April 3, 2013 On 4/3/2013 at 1:24 AM, Chef Jim said: Only if they do it out the window. Think about it. Good point but aren't airlines notorious for dropping frozen poop onto houses?
Marv's Neighbor Posted April 3, 2013 Posted April 3, 2013 On 4/3/2013 at 1:37 AM, 4merper4mer said: Good point but aren't airlines notorious for dropping frozen poop onto houses? They mostly fly over the Pacific.
BringBackFergy Posted April 3, 2013 Posted April 3, 2013 On 4/3/2013 at 1:37 AM, 4merper4mer said: Good point but aren't airlines notorious for dropping frozen poop onto houses? Joe Dirt found one right in the middle of a field...so you see, they rarely hit houses.
4merper4mer Posted April 3, 2013 Posted April 3, 2013 On 4/3/2013 at 7:11 AM, BringBackFergy said: Joe Dirt found one right in the middle of a field...so you see, they rarely hit houses. That is all Symantech's. Whether it is dropped in the ocean, a field or on a house, it is gone from the plane and another gullible Samoan paying too high a fare has been created. Will this airline also weigh in Manti's girlfriend and charge for her?
BringBackFergy Posted April 3, 2013 Posted April 3, 2013 On 4/3/2013 at 1:35 PM, 4merper4mer said: That is all Symantech's. Whether it is dropped in the ocean, a field or on a house, it is gone from the plane and another gullible Samoan paying too high a fare has been created. Will this airline also weigh in Manti's girlfriend and charge for her? It's not Symantechs...it's Sementechs. Before you try and wow us with your aironawtical vocabulary you better check that 2nd grade spelling kuriculim.
4merper4mer Posted April 3, 2013 Posted April 3, 2013 On 4/3/2013 at 2:02 PM, BringBackFergy said: It's not Symantechs...it's Sementechs. Before you try and wow us with your aironawtical vocabulary you better check that 2nd grade spelling kuriculim. Dude semen techs are the guys that check to see if your vasectomy kicked in. It's not a great job.
BringBackFergy Posted April 3, 2013 Posted April 3, 2013 On 4/3/2013 at 4:01 PM, 4merper4mer said: Dude semen techs are the guys that check to see if your vasectomy kicked in. It's not a great job. Oops...my bad:)
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