We Come In Peace Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 (edited) This is PPP, the one place on TBD where the lunatics run the asylum. We have a responsibility on this board to be better at insulting each other, to be funnier about it or at least more cutting. This is PPP, where you're supposed to wear a cup when you log in. But instead of blazing a trail of hilarious and cutting edge put-downs, we've fallen into a predicable pattern of hurling weak adjectives like "liberal", "conservative", "progressive", and "conner". We can do better! TBD needs PPP to do better! How can we be expected to carry on a civil discourse about the politics of the day without quality insults?! It was Twain who once said, "There ought to be a room in every house to swear in. It's dangerous to have to repress an emotion like that." With the betterment of the board in mind, I present to you this montage: (NSFW due to language) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSEYXWmEse8 Edited March 22, 2013 by We Come In Peace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 (edited) Encino man is on that list. I had to stop there and just bask in the greatness of that. Ok, I will resume.' How did I forget that Short Circuit clip? "Hey lizard lips, your mother was a snow blower!" Edited March 23, 2013 by jboyst62 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GG Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 You're an idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 You're an idiot. so? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
We Come In Peace Posted March 23, 2013 Author Share Posted March 23, 2013 You're an idiot. You can do better than that! Get into the spirit of the thread! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted March 23, 2013 Share Posted March 23, 2013 It is not the silver screen... BUT: "Jane you ignorant slut!" Should rank up there too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TPS Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 (edited) You're an idiot. Agreed. Trying to raise the level of witty repartee on a board dominated by conservatives, is like trying to sell viagra to eunuchs. I'm including the definition so they get the joke. Eunuch: a man or boy deprived of the testes or external genitals Edited March 25, 2013 by TPS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 Agreed. Trying to raise the level of witty repartee on a board dominated by conservatives, is like trying to sell viagra to eunuchs. I'm including the definition so they get the joke. Eunuch: a man or boy deprived of the testes or external genitals I know liberals would get the joke without the definition since they are familiar with pussification. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
We Come In Peace Posted March 24, 2013 Author Share Posted March 24, 2013 I know liberals would get the joke without the definition since they are familiar with pussification. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob's House Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 (edited) "Your wife sucks my rooster every night, swallows my cum, & loves it. That's okay." Whoever names the movie gets an extra gold star on their fukin forehead. Edited March 25, 2013 by Rob's House Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 "Your wife sucks my rooster every night, swallows my cum, & loves it. That's okay." Whoever names the movie gets an extra gold star on their fukin forehead. "Delusional Rob?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azalin Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 Agreed. Trying to raise the level of witty repartee on a board dominated by conservatives, is like trying to sell viagra to eunuchs. I'm including the definition so they get the joke. Eunuch: a man or boy deprived of the testes or external genitals I like you.....you remind me of myself, when I was young and really, really f***ing stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
We Come In Peace Posted March 25, 2013 Author Share Posted March 25, 2013 I like you.....you remind me of myself, when I was young and really, really f***ing stupid. Now we're getting into the spirit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azalin Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 Now we're getting into the spirit! oh well, apparently quality insults delivered tongue-in-cheek are not the mood. it was a good idea, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TPS Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 (edited) I took it in the spirit of the thread. I just gave it as much consideration as a post by 3rdnlng... Edited March 29, 2013 by TPS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azalin Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 I took it in the spirit of the thread. I just gave it as much consideration as a post by 3rdnlng... now that's just rude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted March 29, 2013 Share Posted March 29, 2013 I took it in the spirit of the thread. I just gave it as much consideration as a post by 3rdnlng... Well, I'm glad you put me on the same level as Azalin, my dad. On the other hand I can't put much stock in it because dad was right about you being really, really f***ing stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azalin Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 Well, I'm glad you put me on the same level as Azalin, my dad. On the other hand I can't put much stock in it because dad was right about you being really, really f***ing stupid. thank you......that was the best laugh I've had in quite some time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4merper4mer Posted April 1, 2013 Share Posted April 1, 2013 "Your wife sucks my rooster every night, swallows my cum, & loves it. That's okay." Whoever names the movie gets an extra gold star on their fukin forehead. A lot of people have a lot of proclivities Rob but technically those aren't "movies". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted April 2, 2013 Share Posted April 2, 2013 "Your wife sucks my rooster every night, swallows my cum, & loves it. That's okay." Whoever names the movie gets an extra gold star on their fukin forehead. Yentil?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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