JÂy RÛßeÒ Posted March 21, 2013 Posted March 21, 2013 (edited) ...but leaves herself the old out - "if her schedule allows". http://in.news.yahoo...07663--spt.html I did a touble take at first because my dyslexia made that look like "porn invitation". Edited March 21, 2013 by JÂy RÛßeÒ
KD in CA Posted March 21, 2013 Posted March 21, 2013 I hope she lets him get to second base in the back of the limo.
mead107 Posted March 21, 2013 Posted March 21, 2013 Just think if he gets a kiss. He will wet himself
Beerball Posted March 21, 2013 Posted March 21, 2013 Hell, at that age if he rested his head against her ample bosom he'd pass out for sure. Course at my age I might too.
Gugny Posted March 21, 2013 Posted March 21, 2013 Anything less than 3rd base, and this kid is a failure.
KD in CA Posted March 21, 2013 Posted March 21, 2013 Hell, at that age if he rested his head against her ample bosom he'd pass out for sure. Course at my age I might too. At your age, a heart attack is more likely.
Beerball Posted March 21, 2013 Posted March 21, 2013 At your age, a heart attack is more likely. too true, but what a !@#$ing way to go!
Gugny Posted March 22, 2013 Posted March 22, 2013 Kid will probably be doubled over for a week. I don't understand.
Maury Ballstein Posted March 22, 2013 Posted March 22, 2013 (edited) https://encrypted-tb...UVFv3H7mB_HJA6Q unfortunately....this will be the result of said date. Edited March 22, 2013 by Ryan L Billz
Beerball Posted March 22, 2013 Posted March 22, 2013 https://encrypted-tb...UVFv3H7mB_HJA6Q unfortunately....this will be the result of said date. He'll grow a nut?
Maury Ballstein Posted March 22, 2013 Posted March 22, 2013 blue balls my man. i thought this was a made up medical term/condition then one day a while back i experienced it for myself. blue balls it's real.
Gugny Posted March 22, 2013 Posted March 22, 2013 blue balls my man. i thought this was a made up medical term/condition then one day a while back i experienced it for myself. blue balls it's real. Yeah, I have a blueballs story, myself. In even involved the ER. Grim.
BuffaloBud Posted March 22, 2013 Posted March 22, 2013 I don't understand. blue balls my man. i thought this was a made up medical term/condition then one day a while back i experienced it for myself. blue balls it's real. This is what I was talking about.
BuffaloBill Posted March 23, 2013 Posted March 23, 2013 Lance Armstrong is on line 1. That is the funniest line I have read on the board in some time.....
mrags Posted March 23, 2013 Posted March 23, 2013 That is the funniest line I have read on the board in some time..... plus 1
Just Jack Posted March 27, 2013 Posted March 27, 2013 Hopefully he sees this and shaves himself..... http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/kate-upton-prefers-men-hairless-article-1.1300193
JÂy RÛßeÒ Posted March 28, 2013 Author Posted March 28, 2013 Hopefully he sees this and shaves himself..... http://www.nydailyne...ticle-1.1300193 Maybe Kate can show me exactly what she has in mind - I'd be her willing subject.
Just Jack Posted March 28, 2013 Posted March 28, 2013 Maybe Kate can show me exactly what she has in mind - I'd be her willing subject. That would be a multi-day project.
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