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Some songs have lyrics that if taken literally, would make the song unpopular. Can you think of any?

 

Here is one:

 

It's nine o'clock on a Saturday

The Regular crowd shuffles in

There's an old man sitting next to me

Makin' love to his tonic and gin

 

:sick::bag::sick:

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& others have lyrics that make you say "duh, no kidding!" because they are so obvious.

 

If she's in the sky how else will she see us? :wallbash:

 

That song is about drugs so who knows what the losers in ELO were thinking when they wrote it.

 

Anyway another one I can think of is:

 

With a boner on my shoulder feeling kinda older I tripped watching Mary go round

blah blah blah I don't know

and Goliath got tripped to the ground

 

How do we get from an obviously slutty chick named Mary doing unspeakable things to a biblical giant falling with one line of indistinguishable text? I wish I knew what they said there.

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& others have lyrics that make you say "duh, no kidding!" because they are so obvious.

 

If she's in the sky how else will she see us? :wallbash:

 

"The girl with colitis goes by"

 

And what hell does her stomach condition have to do with anything?

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blinded by the light has to have the most misheard lyrics in song history

 

with a boulder on my shoulder = boner on my shoulder

 

revved up like a deuce = wrapped up like a douche

 

little Early-Pearly came by in his curly-wurly = little early birdy gave my anus curly whirly

 

idk wtf any of them actually mean but its fun to guess

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