Koko78 Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 ...ladies and gentlemen of this supposed message board, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense! Why would a Wookiee, an 8-foot-tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of 2-foot-tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this pipeline? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this pipeline! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a Congressman defending a major liberal agenda, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're on that message board deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed message board, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must be against the pipeline! The defense rests. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 ...ladies and gentlemen of this supposed message board, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense! Why would a Wookiee, an 8-foot-tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of 2-foot-tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this pipeline? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this pipeline! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a Congressman defending a major liberal agenda, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're on that message board deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed message board, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must be against the pipeline! The defense rests. He's very well endowed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GG Posted June 1, 2013 Share Posted June 1, 2013 ...ladies and gentlemen of this supposed message board, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense! Why would a Wookiee, an 8-foot-tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of 2-foot-tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this pipeline? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this pipeline! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a Congressman defending a major liberal agenda, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're on that message board deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed message board, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must be against the pipeline! The defense rests. I think you've just described every Congressional hearing in memory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GG Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 What the !@#$ are you going on about - thick ,corrosive, heavy metal laden sludge, check- going across the Ogallala aquifer check -profits the Koch brothers, check, - The petroleum will be sold in the Caribbean and other Latin American markets, check,- it would be better for the Canadian people and most Americans for Canada to build a refinery and send refined petroleum products through existing pipelines also check- I love my post but I'm not going to defend it from Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. You may be right, it is much safer to ship that crude by rail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 Obviously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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