Guffalo Posted March 5, 2013 Posted March 5, 2013 Im naming my upcoming son Salvatore, so that every time he asks for something I can just say "Cant do it, Sally." It has been the consensus of the people that spend inordinate amounts of time with the poster above and his wife that the child shall be named "Pino Grigio" after the fertility drug used to conceive.
Chef Jim Posted March 5, 2013 Posted March 5, 2013 It has been the consensus of the people that spend inordinate amounts of time with the poster above and his wife that the child shall be named "Pino Grigio" after the fertility drug used to conceive. So that's where Jack got his name.
ExiledInIllinois Posted March 5, 2013 Posted March 5, 2013 (edited) Levi I always wondered if Levi was short for Leviticus? Go biblical: Ethan. I guess getting over popularized now. The Pruitans had a knack of picking obscure biblical names and bringing them out of that obscurity. Go literary too. Edith Wharton's main characters in Ethan Frome (title) and The House of Mirth (Lily Bart). ;-) ;-) Hoagie Carmichael. Or Secundus Maximus. Jesus Christ, at least spell it right! This isn't Cartoon Network and Hoagie P. Gilligan! :-P Edited March 5, 2013 by ExiledInIllinois
Jim in Anchorage Posted March 5, 2013 Posted March 5, 2013 I had to show my wife this clip bc when I was talking to my father about it his response was to yell STELLLLLAAAAAA 2 or 3 times as I cracked up. Yep friend of mine same way. As soon as I say Marlon Brando he yells STELLLLAAA! Classic movie.
Shamrock Posted March 5, 2013 Author Posted March 5, 2013 Here's your mistake. You're asking for a baby's name. You do realize that they're only babies for a short period of time. What you really want to ask is "I'm looking for a MAN'S name." Thomas Thurman?? Really. Why not go with Tasker Steve this time around? At least that one works. My dad's uncle was a Lancaster navigator. Killed over Germany. Just 21. 2nd mission. 1st as a crew, other flight was a "live" training. Thomas Thurman was his name. Always liked that photo of him @ Nana's in aircrew uniform leathers etc. became a Bills fan. Bingo.
LeviF Posted March 5, 2013 Posted March 5, 2013 I always wondered if Levi was short for Leviticus? The Book of Leviticus is named after the tribe of Levi.
PaattMaann Posted March 5, 2013 Posted March 5, 2013 For a girl, Noballs For a boy, Nobush. a dude could still have a bush though
IDBillzFan Posted March 5, 2013 Posted March 5, 2013 That article is absolutely priceless. And spot on. Yes, we have a subscription to Parents magazine too. And in my area I think the trendy idiots are already jumping off the Jayden bandwagon. My son turns nine this year and we picked his name Jayden before that name was cool (and long before it was no longer cool). Less than two years after he was born, Britney Spears named her kid Jayden. This was back when she was making news for tying her kids to the hood of her car while doing a line off the dashboard driving 90. Wifey and I were looking at each other like "Son of a motherless phukcing goat. That stupid whore had to ruin a perfectly good name."
Fan in San Diego Posted March 5, 2013 Posted March 5, 2013 My son turns nine this year and we picked his name Jayden before that name was cool (and long before it was no longer cool). Less than two years after he was born, Britney Spears named her kid Jayden. This was back when she was making news for tying her kids to the hood of her car while doing a line off the dashboard driving 90. Wifey and I were looking at each other like "Son of a motherless phukcing goat. That stupid whore had to ruin a perfectly good name." I know what you mean. 19 years ago we named our daughter Chloe. Then it got real popular a few years later. Damn Kardashians!
ExiledInIllinois Posted March 5, 2013 Posted March 5, 2013 (edited) The Book of Leviticus is named after the tribe of Levi. Thanks! I know what you mean. 19 years ago we named our daughter Chloe. Then it got real popular a few years later. Damn Kardashians! Yeah... But she spells it with a "K." ;-) For a girl, Noballs For a boy, Nobush. How 'bout? Hugh G. Rection Or: Will E. Makeit and his sister Bette E. Wont. :-P Edited March 5, 2013 by ExiledInIllinois
ICanSleepWhenI'mDead Posted March 6, 2013 Posted March 6, 2013 For a girl, Noballs For a boy, Nobush. Why not honor WNY's heritage? I'd go with: No Goal, Wide Right or the less common McKinley Shotdead. Or you could mix 'n match (especially if it's twins) - - something like: Love Steel Bethlehem Canal Albright Way Sky Knox Peace Falls Niagara Bridge I actually kind of like Sky Knox, but I have issues.
Jim in Anchorage Posted March 6, 2013 Posted March 6, 2013 Why not honor WNY's heritage? I'd go with: No Goal, Wide Right or the less common McKinley Shotdead. Or you could mix 'n match (especially if it's twins) - - something like: Love Steel Bethlehem Canal Albright Way Sky Knox Peace Falls Niagara Bridge I actually kind of like Sky Knox, but I have issues. That's horrible. I would name her after my favourite river in Alaska, the kashwitna. Call her "kash"
KD in CA Posted March 6, 2013 Posted March 6, 2013 My son turns nine this year and we picked his name Jayden before that name was cool (and long before it was no longer cool). Less than two years after he was born, Britney Spears named her kid Jayden. This was back when she was making news for tying her kids to the hood of her car while doing a line off the dashboard driving 90. Wifey and I were looking at each other like "Son of a motherless phukcing goat. That stupid whore had to ruin a perfectly good name." I knew there was a celebrity connection somewhere with that one! Ok, you get the pre-Brittney exemption.
Johnny Hammersticks Posted March 6, 2013 Posted March 6, 2013 Larry, Steve, Carl, or Donald. if female Betty, Carla, Gertrude, or Fanny Go old school
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