ExiledInIllinois Posted March 5, 2013 Posted March 5, 2013 Cats. They're so smug. Youtube: Battle at Kruger That will wipe the smugness off their puss! ;-)
Johnny Hammersticks Posted March 5, 2013 Posted March 5, 2013 People who dress up their dogs. It's okay for Halloween, but if your dog wears pajamas every night and has a rain coat, you need to be locked in a port-o-potty and set on fire.
Just Jack Posted March 5, 2013 Posted March 5, 2013 4. People who use the rest room and don't FN wash their hands. Is your name Dick Germs? Don't pee on your hands. People who dress up their dogs. It's okay for Halloween, but if your dog wears pajamas every night and has a rain coat, you need to be locked in a port-o-potty and set on fire. Hey! My dog had a raincoat, snowsuit, trenchcoat, and santa suit. And he liked them. He didn't wear them everyday though. Only when needed.
Johnny Hammersticks Posted March 6, 2013 Posted March 6, 2013 Hey! My dog had a raincoat, snowsuit, trenchcoat, and santa suit. And he liked them. He didn't wear them everyday though. Only when needed. Say it ain't so Jack...say it ain't so. Trenchcoat? Now that's just bad parenting Take your eyes off the mutt for a minute, and he/she will be flashing little kids at the playground.
BringBackFergy Posted March 6, 2013 Author Posted March 6, 2013 People who dress up their dogs. It's okay for Halloween, but if your dog wears pajamas every night and has a rain coat, you need to be locked in a port-o-potty and set on fire. LOL. So true. Dogs are meant to be covered in mud, dirt, and fetch me a beer (still trying to teach my Labs that trick)
truth on hold Posted March 6, 2013 Posted March 6, 2013 Are you in fact one of these people that train aerobically on a weight machine?
Acantha Posted March 6, 2013 Posted March 6, 2013 Hey! My dog had a raincoat, snowsuit, trenchcoat, and santa suit. And he liked them. He didn't wear them everyday though. Only when needed. I think "need" might be too strong a word.
Chef Jim Posted March 6, 2013 Posted March 6, 2013 Are you in fact one of these people that train aerobically on a weight machine? I want to know what that is and why your care about a weight machine. Free weight baby!! Don't pee on your hands. Yup. When people ask "didn't your mother teach you to wash your hands after you pee?" And I say "no, she taught me not to pee on my finger." Now coming from a chef that is scary.
Jim in Anchorage Posted March 6, 2013 Posted March 6, 2013 4. People who use the rest room and don't FN wash their hands. Is your name Dick Germs? That actually bothers you? Are planing on licking their fingers?
Johnny Hammersticks Posted March 6, 2013 Posted March 6, 2013 I know I'm gonna get flamed for this, but I'm sick of you fuggin people and your stupid smartphones. I wish all cellular phones still weighed 14 pounds and came with a shoulder strap. The next geek who asks me to check out their new "app" gets a corkscrew to the eyeball!!
Chef Jim Posted March 6, 2013 Posted March 6, 2013 That actually bothers you? Are planing on licking their fingers? You touch anything they touch afterwards and touch your fingers to your mouth you may have well have gotten on your knees and sucked their dick. That is why I will NEVER touch a restroom door with my bare hand. That's disgusting.
Beerball Posted March 6, 2013 Posted March 6, 2013 That actually bothers you? Are planing on licking their fingers? Yeah, because their fingers are the only place their ****/piss will end up. Everybody...wash your damn hands.
Jim in Anchorage Posted March 6, 2013 Posted March 6, 2013 You touch anything they touch afterwards and touch your fingers to your mouth you may have well have gotten on your knees and sucked their dick. That is why I will NEVER touch a restroom door with my bare hand. That's disgusting. Howard Hughes posts here? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dR8xVqSfXc
Chef Jim Posted March 6, 2013 Posted March 6, 2013 Howard Hughes posts here?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dR8xVqSfXc Yeah, I'm the only one that does this. Did you ever wonder why there's a waste basket next to the door in public restrooms?
Jim in Anchorage Posted March 6, 2013 Posted March 6, 2013 Yeah, I'm the only one that does this. Did you ever wonder why there's a waste basket next to the door in public restrooms? No you're not. Nutty Howard did too. Damn it's got to be tough seeing germs eveywhere, and putting your hand on restroom door in the same class as giving head.
Miyagi-Do Karate Posted March 6, 2013 Posted March 6, 2013 You touch anything they touch afterwards and touch your fingers to your mouth you may have well have gotten on your knees and sucked their dick. That is why I will NEVER touch a restroom door with my bare hand. That's disgusting. Ditto. I touch nothing in the public bathroom, esp the door.
Beerball Posted March 6, 2013 Posted March 6, 2013 Ditto. I touch nothing in the public bathroom, esp the door. Same.
Jim in Anchorage Posted March 6, 2013 Posted March 6, 2013 Ditto. I touch nothing in the public bathroom, esp the door. How do you shut the stall door or flush the toilet/Urinal?
BringBackFergy Posted March 6, 2013 Author Posted March 6, 2013 Pet Peeve = when my dog farts and then suddenly leaves the room thinking I caused the stench.
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