ICanSleepWhenI'mDead Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 Cats. They're so smug.  Youtube: Battle at Kruger  That will wipe the smugness off their puss! ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 People who dress up their dogs. It's okay for Halloween, but if your dog wears pajamas every night and has a rain coat, you need to be locked in a port-o-potty and set on fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jack Posted March 5, 2013 Share Posted March 5, 2013 4. People who use the rest room and don't FN wash their hands. Is your name Dick Germs? Â Don't pee on your hands. Â People who dress up their dogs. It's okay for Halloween, but if your dog wears pajamas every night and has a rain coat, you need to be locked in a port-o-potty and set on fire. Â Hey! My dog had a raincoat, snowsuit, trenchcoat, and santa suit. And he liked them. He didn't wear them everyday though. Only when needed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 Hey! My dog had a raincoat, snowsuit, trenchcoat, and santa suit. And he liked them. He didn't wear them everyday though. Only when needed.  Say it ain't so Jack...say it ain't so.  Trenchcoat? Now that's just bad parenting  Take your eyes off the mutt for a minute, and he/she will be flashing little kids at the playground. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted March 6, 2013 Author Share Posted March 6, 2013 People who dress up their dogs. It's okay for Halloween, but if your dog wears pajamas every night and has a rain coat, you need to be locked in a port-o-potty and set on fire. LOL. So true. Dogs are meant to be covered in mud, dirt, and fetch me a beer (still trying to teach my Labs that trick) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truth on hold Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 Â Â Are you in fact one of these people that train aerobically on a weight machine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acantha Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 Hey! My dog had a raincoat, snowsuit, trenchcoat, and santa suit. And he liked them. He didn't wear them everyday though. Only when needed. I think "need" might be too strong a word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 Are you in fact one of these people that train aerobically on a weight machine? Â I want to know what that is and why your care about a weight machine. Free weight baby!! Â Don't pee on your hands. Â Â Yup. When people ask "didn't your mother teach you to wash your hands after you pee?" And I say "no, she taught me not to pee on my finger." Â Now coming from a chef that is scary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim in Anchorage Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 Â Â Â Â 4. People who use the rest room and don't FN wash their hands. Is your name Dick Germs? Â That actually bothers you? Are planing on licking their fingers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 I know I'm gonna get flamed for this, but I'm sick of you fuggin people and your stupid smartphones. I wish all cellular phones still weighed 14 pounds and came with a shoulder strap. The next geek who asks me to check out their new "app" gets a corkscrew to the eyeball!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 That actually bothers you? Are planing on licking their fingers? Â You touch anything they touch afterwards and touch your fingers to your mouth you may have well have gotten on your knees and sucked their dick. That is why I will NEVER touch a restroom door with my bare hand. That's disgusting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 That actually bothers you? Are planing on licking their fingers? Yeah, because their fingers are the only place their ****/piss will end up. Everybody...wash your damn hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim in Anchorage Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 You touch anything they touch afterwards and touch your fingers to your mouth you may have well have gotten on your knees and sucked their dick. That is why I will NEVER touch a restroom door with my bare hand. That's disgusting. Howard Hughes posts here? Â http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dR8xVqSfXc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 Howard Hughes posts here?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dR8xVqSfXc  Yeah, I'm the only one that does this. Did you ever wonder why there's a waste basket next to the door in public restrooms? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim in Anchorage Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 Yeah, I'm the only one that does this. Did you ever wonder why there's a waste basket next to the door in public restrooms? No you're not. Nutty Howard did too. Damn it's got to be tough seeing germs eveywhere, and putting your hand on restroom door in the same class as giving head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miyagi-Do Karate Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 Â Â You touch anything they touch afterwards and touch your fingers to your mouth you may have well have gotten on your knees and sucked their dick. That is why I will NEVER touch a restroom door with my bare hand. That's disgusting. Â Ditto. I touch nothing in the public bathroom, esp the door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 Ditto. I touch nothing in the public bathroom, esp the door. Same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim in Anchorage Posted March 6, 2013 Share Posted March 6, 2013 Ditto. I touch nothing in the public bathroom, esp the door. How do you shut the stall door or flush the toilet/Urinal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted March 6, 2013 Author Share Posted March 6, 2013 Pet Peeve = when my dog farts and then suddenly leaves the room thinking I caused the stench. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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