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Hey guys, isn't it great? Another gun thread?

 

While it is a gun thread, I consider penis being cut/blown off to always trump any other subject it is connected with, therefore this is officially a missing penis thread.

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While it is a gun thread, I consider penis being cut/blown off to always trump any other subject it is connected with, therefore this is officially a missing penis thread.

 

 

Then it should be titled "Penis Gone Missing After Getting Blown", rather than calling it an argument for gun control.

 

Or it could be "Woman Misunderstands When Man Tells Her What To Swallow".

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Why are you politicizing this tragic event?

I know, I know...guns don't shoot dicks, dicks do. Or something like that....
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Dicks start the 18th thread on gun control in the last 6 weeks (not to discount the dick who started a dozen on his own).

 

Are you applying to be a mod?

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Are you applying to be a mod?

 

Just calling a dick a dick, and of course getting in a shot at that little weasel that would ban squirt guns if they hurt someones sensibilities.

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the only way to stop a bad penis with a gun is with a good penis with a gun, so maybe if we posted armed penises in all ... public places, then everybody would be safe

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the only way to stop a bad penis with a gun is with a good penis with a gun, so maybe if we posted armed penises in all ... public places, then everybody would be safe

 

Let's start with you.

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Just calling a dick a dick, and of course getting in a shot at that little weasel that would ban squirt guns if they hurt someones sensibilities.

Stop being such a Jauronhead

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I suddenly get the metaphor in your sig line.

 

You have me figured out. My sig, my screen name, my large ego, and my combative nature on these boards is all an overcompensation for my small, small penis. :w00t:

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