The Avenger Posted February 20, 2013 Posted February 20, 2013 http://profootballta...ressing-slowly/ Russel's current 40 time is slower than some guards last year at the combine http://m.nfl.com/com...40-yard-dash/g/ Dude has some serious work to do To be fair, it's hard to get a fast 40 time when you're running with a cup of purple drank and trying not to spill it...
NoSaint Posted February 20, 2013 Posted February 20, 2013 To be fair, it's hard to get a fast 40 time when you're running with a cup of purple drank and trying not to spill it... he actually chugs it when the start whistle blows and then takes off. its actually impressive and numbers dont tell the whole story - that much we know. also noticed his weight has not been a topic of discussion the last couple of updates we got. id imagine if it was coming off quick they be advertising he was down another 10 lbs.
Captain Hindsight Posted February 20, 2013 Posted February 20, 2013 If you have a chance watch the video on bleacher report. Guy look s huge, like truck huge
KGun12TD Posted February 20, 2013 Posted February 20, 2013 He should get in shape and offer his services to the Raiders for FREE! He owes them that much!
Jauronimo Posted February 20, 2013 Posted February 20, 2013 (edited) He'll be the next Jamarcus Russell. Oh wait... Why can't he be the next Tim Couch, Ryan Leaf, or Danny Wuerffel? Just because hes black he can only be compared to Vick or Jamarcus Russel?!?! Racist. I think hes got a real chance at a comeback. In his third year it seemed like the game was really starting to slow down for him, and he looked really relaxed in the pocket, like he didn't have a care in the world. Out of curiosity, whats this purple drink that everyone keeps talking about? New powerade? Edited February 20, 2013 by Jauronimo
Captain Hindsight Posted February 20, 2013 Posted February 20, 2013 Why can't he be the next Tim Couch, Ryan Leaf, or Danny Wuerffel? Just because hes black he can only be compared to Vick or Jamarcus Russel?!?! Racist. I think hes got a real chance at a comeback. In his third year it seemed like the game was really starting to slow down for him, and he looked really relaxed in the pocket, like he didn't have a care in the world. Out of curiosity, whats this purple drink that everyone keeps talking about? New powerade? Codine syrup Thats why the game looked slowed down to him, becasue it was
Jauronimo Posted February 20, 2013 Posted February 20, 2013 Codine syrup Thats why the game looked slowed down to him, becasue it was ??? Explain.
thewildrabbit Posted February 20, 2013 Posted February 20, 2013 This guy is a complete dog, and any team that makes a move to sign him has a beyond stupid FO. I'd rather give a shot to the fat guy wearing the green cape in that movie invincible
Captain Hindsight Posted February 20, 2013 Posted February 20, 2013 ??? Explain. He was high? and his stats his fnal year suggest he wasnt getting it
NoSaint Posted February 20, 2013 Posted February 20, 2013 He was high? and his stats his fnal year suggest he wasnt getting it in fact they suggest he was high.
Jauronimo Posted February 20, 2013 Posted February 20, 2013 He was high? and his stats his fnal year suggest he wasnt getting it So you're still under the impression that the similarities between my word choice in my initial post and the known side effects of sizzurp were purely coincidental, and that a man of the world, such as myself, could be totally unaware of the ingredients in the tha drank, and also that I would make no attempt to satisfy my curiosity with the most basic of google searches?
Formerly Allan in MD Posted February 20, 2013 Posted February 20, 2013 Vince Young also made a "comeback," and he once did something.
NoSaint Posted March 27, 2013 Posted March 27, 2013 (edited) closest thing to an update - a photo. still huge, but even at a good weight he will look like a freak of nature. http://deadspin.com/jamarcus-russell-cashed-a-personal-check-at-a-grocery-s-458270777 ps those shorts must be 4 feet long. jeeeeze. Edited March 27, 2013 by NoSaint
billsrcursed Posted March 27, 2013 Posted March 27, 2013 ^ Did they take that picture with a rake? jeebus, get a real cell phone.
White Linen Posted March 27, 2013 Posted March 27, 2013 ^ Did they take that picture with a rake? jeebus, get a real cell phone. How did you come up with the rake analogy? How about "Did he borrow Wilma Flintstone's cell phone to take that picture?" Hahahahaha
NoSaint Posted March 27, 2013 Posted March 27, 2013 i just thought it was one of those cameras they use to take pictures of big foot. those things are always blurry.
Homey D. Clown Posted March 27, 2013 Posted March 27, 2013 you really can't make a come back when you're not even a "Has Been", no matter how much lard you shed.
billsrcursed Posted March 27, 2013 Posted March 27, 2013 How did you come up with the rake analogy? How about "Did he borrow Wilma Flintstone's cell phone to take that picture?" Hahahahaha I think the way it goes is you just pick some obscure thing, like, "what did you take that pic with, a ham sandwhich?". Wilma's phone would have worked as well.
Saint Doug Posted March 27, 2013 Posted March 27, 2013 OK, this guy's been making a comeback for about a month or 2 now. Can't wait for his "pro day". Should prove to be highly entertaining around here.
NoSaint Posted March 27, 2013 Posted March 27, 2013 OK, this guy's been making a comeback for about a month or 2 now. Can't wait for his "pro day". Should prove to be highly entertaining around here. i hope he throws passes from his knees again.
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