shrader Posted August 12, 2013 Posted August 12, 2013 I heard this one from two homeless looking guys talking on the streets of New Orleans yesterday. It would make a great bumper sticker: "You don't have to wash your whole ass, you just have to wash your !@#$."
RuntheDamnBall Posted August 12, 2013 Posted August 12, 2013 I saw one of those stick figure family stickers, except it was a man, a woman and a pile of money. http://xkcd.com/946/
apuszczalowski Posted August 12, 2013 Posted August 12, 2013 I saw one of those stick figure family stickers, except it was a man, a woman and a pile of money. http://xkcd.com/946/ Saw a few others, one has a stick guy with a stick woman bent over in front of him and it says below "makin' my Family" The other ones I like better have either a lifted truck or jeep running down stick families and says 'Nobody Cares about your Stick Family"
BuffaloBud Posted August 12, 2013 Posted August 12, 2013 My Labrador Retreiver is smarter than you honor student.
Mark Vader Posted August 12, 2013 Posted August 12, 2013 Saw a good one yesterday (technically it was on a license plate bracket, but it still counts): I Still Miss My Ex But My Aim's Improving One of my all time favorite license plate brackets was this: I Haven't Been The Same Since That House Landed On My Sister
BillsWatch Posted August 13, 2013 Posted August 13, 2013 (edited) Saw on way to work today: "I break brake for tailgaters" on a big, old truck which probably would not be damaged by a modern car hitting its bumper. Saw truck again and I got a better view. Edited August 14, 2013 by BillsWatch
Canadian Bills Fan Posted August 13, 2013 Posted August 13, 2013 "Back off. I'm not that kind of car"
Just Jack Posted August 13, 2013 Posted August 13, 2013 "Honk if you're horny" Think about it, it'll come to you
ICanSleepWhenI'mDead Posted August 23, 2013 Author Posted August 23, 2013 OK, so I have techno-geek tendencies - - I admit it. I saw this one today and liked it, but wondered what percentage of the population had even the slightest clue what it meant: On a bright red background with white letters - - "IF THIS STICKER LOOKS BLUE, YOU'RE DRIVING TOO FAST" Darryl says its must be some kind of a Democrat vs. Republican thing - - maybe somebody here could explain it to him?
The Poojer Posted August 23, 2013 Posted August 23, 2013 i am gonna say it has something to do with looking in the rear view mirror and seeing the blue from the lights of the cop pulling you over OK, so I have techno-geek tendencies - - I admit it. I saw this one today and liked it, but wondered what percentage of the population had even the slightest clue what it meant: On a bright red background with white letters - - "IF THIS STICKER LOOKS BLUE, YOU'RE DRIVING TOO FAST" Darryl says its must be some kind of a Democrat vs. Republican thing - - maybe somebody here could explain it to him?
ExiledInIllinois Posted August 23, 2013 Posted August 23, 2013 i am gonna say it has something to do with looking in the rear view mirror and seeing the blue from the lights of the cop pulling you over No. Even nerdier. Blueshift
Chef Jim Posted August 23, 2013 Posted August 23, 2013 (edited) The In And Out Burger with the B and R cut out of Burger. I saw one years ago that was originally Love Your Plumber. The cut it and moved moved Love and Plumber around. gas, grass, or ass. No one rides for free Hey Pete, the 70's called and they want their bumper back. Edited August 23, 2013 by Chef Jim
Pete Posted August 23, 2013 Posted August 23, 2013 The In And Out Burger with the B and R cut out of Burger. I saw one years ago that was originally Love Your Plumber. The cut it and moved moved Love and Plumber around. Hey Pete, the 70's called and they want their bumper back. reminds me of a funny exchange on the show Corner Gas- [Lacey notices that a windstorm has blown two letters off of her "CAFE" sign] Lacey Burrows: Where's my F 'n' E? Lady: [with her daughter] I think we'll eat somewhere else. Lacey Burrows: Oh, no. No, no, don't leave. I wasn't cursing. I was just talking about the... Lady: [leading daughter back to car] No. Lacey Burrows: Aw, sh -
Gugny Posted August 23, 2013 Posted August 23, 2013 This isn't a bumper sticker, but it's along the same lines. I went to the deli today to get a sub for lunch. There was a Vietnam vet biker inside. Had a vest with some Vietnam-related verbiage, then I saw this one on his right upper chest area: "I'll Forgive Jane Fonda When the Jews Forgive Hitler."
The Poojer Posted August 23, 2013 Posted August 23, 2013 'In and Out uge' The In And Out Burger with the B and R cut out of Burger. I saw one years ago that was originally Love Your Plumber. The cut it and moved moved Love and Plumber around. Hey Pete, the 70's called and they want their bumper back.
eball Posted August 23, 2013 Posted August 23, 2013 When I first moved to the South I saw these beauts: "The more I learn about women, the more I love my truck." "Lee surrendered, but I didn't."
Chef Jim Posted August 23, 2013 Posted August 23, 2013 'In and Out uge' Sorry the second R. (b)Urge®? You didn't have to register it. It's not THAT good.
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