Gugny Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 Sorry the second R. You didn't have to register it. It's not THAT good. Prepayment for the drumming gigs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 Prepayment for the drumming gigs. Stick some good solid southern blues in there and I'd pay you to jam with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 When I first moved to the South I saw these beauts: "The more I learn about women, the more I love my truck." "Lee surrendered, but I didn't." Eat more GRITS* Girls Raised In The South Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 Just was a bumper sticker today, with a pile of crap on it, and it said, "I'm speeding because I have to poop." I found it to be totally unfunny. True story... Back in the 1970's my father got pulled over for speeding... He really had to go! The cop let him off the hook w/that one! He wasn't amused either. Let's just leave it at this, my father has intestinal issues and the cop picked the wrong time to pull him over. It wasn't pretty. LoL... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 True story... Back in the 1970's my father got pulled over for speeding... He really had to go! The cop let him off the hook w/that one! He wasn't amused either. Let's just leave it at this, my father has intestinal issues and the cop picked the wrong time to pull him over. It wasn't pretty. LoL... It was a well known fact that the cop (yes THE cop) in the town next door to where I grew up would let you go if you came up with a good reason for speeding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 It was a well known fact that the cop (yes THE cop) in the town next door to where I grew up would let you go if you came up with a good reason for speeding. Funny... That is actually a good way to be! I wish more were like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted August 23, 2013 Share Posted August 23, 2013 True story... Back in the 1970's my father got pulled over for speeding... He really had to go! The cop let him off the hook w/that one! He wasn't amused either. Let's just leave it at this, my father has intestinal issues and the cop picked the wrong time to pull him over. It wasn't pretty. LoL... I knew a guy who used that excuse every time he got pulled over for speeding. When the cop started walking towards his car he would start rocking back and forth in the drivers seat. When the cop asks why he's doing that, he takes a deep breath and says he has to go. They usually let him off, sometimes they'll tell him where the nearest bathroom is and follow him there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICanSleepWhenI'mDead Posted September 5, 2013 Author Share Posted September 5, 2013 Not a bumper sticker, but it should be: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 legalize the constitution Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 Saw this one today. "eARTh" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICanSleepWhenI'mDead Posted January 31, 2014 Author Share Posted January 31, 2014 On an old subcompact that needed a little body work: "No, I Didn't Sell My Soul To Satan, But We Worked Out A Rent-To-Own Deal" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted January 31, 2014 Share Posted January 31, 2014 i don't want to send this to the PPP board, but saw this today on facebook and it made me laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BringBackFergy Posted February 1, 2014 Share Posted February 1, 2014 i don't want to send this to the PPP board, but saw this today on facebook and it made me laugh LOL.....uhh ohhhh, warning points here I come. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted February 1, 2014 Share Posted February 1, 2014 i don't want to send this to the PPP board, but saw this today on facebook and it made me laugh Since when do people who drive Range Rovers "work." Should I duck? Incominig? We'll just blame it on you Pooj! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillsFan-4-Ever Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 (edited) Edited February 3, 2014 by BillsFan-4-Ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD in CA Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 Since when do people who drive Range Rovers "work." Good point. In my town that's the official car of investment bankers' wives. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
birdog1960 Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 (edited) after the rapture, can i have your car? evolution is just a theory (like gravity) democrats think the glass is half full, republicans think the glass is theirs want less gov't? move to somalia. all taken from cafe press in a search for the many great ones i frequently see on an old subaru at the farmers market. Edited February 4, 2014 by birdog1960 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clippers of Nfl Posted February 6, 2014 Share Posted February 6, 2014 I heard this one from two homeless looking guys talking on the streets of New Orleans yesterday. It would make a great bumper sticker: "You don't have to wash your whole ass, you just have to wash your !@#$." lmASSo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clippers of Nfl Posted February 7, 2014 Share Posted February 7, 2014 I thought of these: Use your imagination. Imagine you rear end me. Imagine I get a new car. Now stop imagining! Get it? Or You would drive slow too if, "Hey watch the teeth" Or I got convicted of DWV Driving While Violent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICanSleepWhenI'mDead Posted July 3, 2014 Author Share Posted July 3, 2014 "My Soldier Protects Freedom For Your Honor Student" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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