ICanSleepWhenI'mDead Posted January 6, 2013 Share Posted January 6, 2013 (edited) Every now and then I see a bumper sticker that makes me laugh. In no particular order, here are a few of my all-time favorites - - what are yours? 1. My Third Grader Can Beat Up Your Honor Student; 2. Nuke The Gay Whales For Jesus; 3. I Got A Gun For My Wife (best trade I ever made); 4. Eschew Obfuscation; 5. Don't Tell My Momma I Work In The Oil Patch (she thinks I'm the piano player in a whorehouse) Edited January 6, 2013 by ICanSleepWhenI'mDead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dib Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 An oldie- "Jesus saves. Esposito scores on the rebound!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigDaddy12 Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 Women want me, Fish fear me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hammered a Lot Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taro T Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 Kind of lame, but I got a chuckle out of it: I (heart) my dog. I (diamond) my girlfriend. I (spade) my cat. I (club) my wife. where all of the () use the playing card symbols. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fezmid Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 Saw this one a long time ago and it stuck with me: "Please don't steal from me. The government hates the competition." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 "My son was Prisoner of the Month at San Quentin State Prison." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted January 7, 2013 Share Posted January 7, 2013 just saw this one...it cracked me up... "I love God...it's his fan club I can't stand" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledInIllinois Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 http://static.neatorama.com/images/2012-06/prius-repellent.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shrader Posted January 8, 2013 Share Posted January 8, 2013 (edited) I really enjoy old political bumper stickers, especially those who lost. Last year I saw a car with a ton of stickers on it. One was "Dukakis '88". If I had been driving when I saw it, I probably would have crashed due to laughter. Edited January 8, 2013 by shrader Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICanSleepWhenI'mDead Posted April 21, 2013 Author Share Posted April 21, 2013 Saw one I liked yesterday on a pickup truck: "Driver Carries No Cash He's MARRIED." Better yet, the word "married" had a thin blue diagonal line through it using what looked like painter's trim tape. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrags Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 "My son was Prisoner of the Month at San Quentin State Prison." haha. At my work we have a sign in one of the blocks that says: "Forget your honor student, my porter was offender of the year" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 A friend of mine in high school had the bumper sticker "If God never intended man to eat kitty, why did he shape it like a taco?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete Posted April 21, 2013 Share Posted April 21, 2013 I really enjoy old political bumper stickers, especially those who lost. Last year I saw a car with a ton of stickers on it. One was "Dukakis '88". If I had been driving when I saw it, I probably would have crashed due to laughter. Clinton doesn't inhale, he sucks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICanSleepWhenI'mDead Posted August 10, 2013 Author Share Posted August 10, 2013 Saw a good one yesterday (technically it was on a license plate bracket, but it still counts): I Still Miss My Ex But My Aim's Improving Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DC Tom Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 "I might be slow, but you're reading this." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corp000085 Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 I like the fish with legs that says "Darwin" on the inside. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugny Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 "It's a Jeep. If I wanted a Hummer, I'd call your sister." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 Grass gas or ass, nobody rides for free One Big Ass Mistake America Come and Take It!(with picture of AR-15) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted August 10, 2013 Share Posted August 10, 2013 Monica Lewinsky's ex-boyfriend's Wife for PRESIDENT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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