ICanSleepWhenI'mDead Posted January 6, 2013 Posted January 6, 2013 (edited) Every now and then I see a bumper sticker that makes me laugh. In no particular order, here are a few of my all-time favorites - - what are yours? 1. My Third Grader Can Beat Up Your Honor Student; 2. Nuke The Gay Whales For Jesus; 3. I Got A Gun For My Wife (best trade I ever made); 4. Eschew Obfuscation; 5. Don't Tell My Momma I Work In The Oil Patch (she thinks I'm the piano player in a whorehouse) Edited January 6, 2013 by ICanSleepWhenI'mDead
dib Posted January 7, 2013 Posted January 7, 2013 An oldie- "Jesus saves. Esposito scores on the rebound!"
Taro T Posted January 7, 2013 Posted January 7, 2013 Kind of lame, but I got a chuckle out of it: I (heart) my dog. I (diamond) my girlfriend. I (spade) my cat. I (club) my wife. where all of the () use the playing card symbols.
Fezmid Posted January 7, 2013 Posted January 7, 2013 Saw this one a long time ago and it stuck with me: "Please don't steal from me. The government hates the competition."
IDBillzFan Posted January 7, 2013 Posted January 7, 2013 "My son was Prisoner of the Month at San Quentin State Prison."
The Poojer Posted January 7, 2013 Posted January 7, 2013 just saw this one...it cracked me up... "I love God...it's his fan club I can't stand"
ExiledInIllinois Posted January 8, 2013 Posted January 8, 2013 http://static.neatorama.com/images/2012-06/prius-repellent.jpg
shrader Posted January 8, 2013 Posted January 8, 2013 (edited) I really enjoy old political bumper stickers, especially those who lost. Last year I saw a car with a ton of stickers on it. One was "Dukakis '88". If I had been driving when I saw it, I probably would have crashed due to laughter. Edited January 8, 2013 by shrader
ICanSleepWhenI'mDead Posted April 21, 2013 Author Posted April 21, 2013 Saw one I liked yesterday on a pickup truck: "Driver Carries No Cash He's MARRIED." Better yet, the word "married" had a thin blue diagonal line through it using what looked like painter's trim tape.
mrags Posted April 21, 2013 Posted April 21, 2013 "My son was Prisoner of the Month at San Quentin State Prison." haha. At my work we have a sign in one of the blocks that says: "Forget your honor student, my porter was offender of the year"
Pete Posted April 21, 2013 Posted April 21, 2013 A friend of mine in high school had the bumper sticker "If God never intended man to eat kitty, why did he shape it like a taco?"
Pete Posted April 21, 2013 Posted April 21, 2013 I really enjoy old political bumper stickers, especially those who lost. Last year I saw a car with a ton of stickers on it. One was "Dukakis '88". If I had been driving when I saw it, I probably would have crashed due to laughter. Clinton doesn't inhale, he sucks
ICanSleepWhenI'mDead Posted August 10, 2013 Author Posted August 10, 2013 Saw a good one yesterday (technically it was on a license plate bracket, but it still counts): I Still Miss My Ex But My Aim's Improving
Corp000085 Posted August 10, 2013 Posted August 10, 2013 I like the fish with legs that says "Darwin" on the inside.
Gugny Posted August 10, 2013 Posted August 10, 2013 "It's a Jeep. If I wanted a Hummer, I'd call your sister."
/dev/null Posted August 10, 2013 Posted August 10, 2013 Grass gas or ass, nobody rides for free One Big Ass Mistake America Come and Take It!(with picture of AR-15)
Marv's Neighbor Posted August 10, 2013 Posted August 10, 2013 Monica Lewinsky's ex-boyfriend's Wife for PRESIDENT!
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