Not a Hamster Posted January 3, 2013 Author Share Posted January 3, 2013 Richard? Richard Gere, is that you? KEVINw!!!!! Did Mommyz leave you homeb aloneb again? You shouldn stayv off the internetz when sheb does that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JÂy RÛßeÒ Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 I thought you'd be bigger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not a Hamster Posted January 3, 2013 Author Share Posted January 3, 2013 I thought you'd be bigger. I'll tell youz what. Why don't you getn thatz honeyz badgern from your picturen to comen over herez and we'll see whosen big and fearlessn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 I'll tell youz what. Why don't you getn thatz honeyz badgern from your picturen to comen over herez and we'll see whosen big and fearlessn. You're kinda cute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not a Hamster Posted January 3, 2013 Author Share Posted January 3, 2013 You're kinda cute. Very funnyz. You knowv what I think is cutem? Those littlen thingsp you eatn calledn Tic Tacs. I think they'reb so cuten I made someb myselfn with nail polishq and my poop. You known where I putz themq when theyz hardened? In yourz Ticw Tac container. I betm nobodyz has commentedp on yourz minty freshp breathz lately. Beerball = Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 Very funnyz. You knowv what I think is cutem? Those littlen thingsp you eatn calledn Tic Tacs. I think they'reb so cuten I made someb myselfn with nail polishq and my poop. You known where I putz themq when theyz hardened? In yourz Ticw Tac container. I betm nobodyz has commentedp on yourz minty freshp breathz lately.No, but they have commented on how well enameled and pearly white my teeth are. What are you practicing for here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 Andn I heardp you got firedn from your jobq at Denny'sm for falsifyingq your resume. Looks liken only one of usb was rightn there Jim Boy-ar-deen. Big deal so I got fired. People get fired all the time. And it wasn't for falsifying my resume it was because I kept calling the Grand Slam a Triple Play. I thought it was funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not a Hamster Posted January 3, 2013 Author Share Posted January 3, 2013 (edited) No, but they have commented on how well enameled and pearly white my teeth are. What are you practicing for here? That's notm me butz I betn you think you'reb funny huh? I will hauntz you with poop Tacs andp other stuffq whenw I am aliven and aftern I die too. Here is a picturen of me and your fingerb after I'm deadp. Do you knowm how hard it ism for a gerbilq to createn a link on thisz stupidn site? Linkz Edited January 3, 2013 by Not a Hamster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 Big deal so I got fired. People get fired all the time. And it wasn't for falsifying my resume it was because I kept calling the Grand Slam a Triple Play. I thought it was funny. I prefer the "Moons over my-hammy-hamster" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 That's notm me butz I betn you think you'reb funny huh? I will hauntz you with poop Tacs andp other stuffq whenw I am aliven and aftern I die too. Here is a picturen of me and your fingerb after I'm deadp. Do you knowm how hard it ism for a gerbilq to createn a link on thisz stupidn site? Linkz If only you had opposable thumbs. That still pisses you off, doesn't it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrags Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 I thought this was you. http://images.usatoday.com/sports/hockey/_photos/2003-02-03-hamister-inside.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not a Hamster Posted January 3, 2013 Author Share Posted January 3, 2013 If only you had opposable thumbs. That still pisses you off, doesn't it? Humansn. It is to laughq. You thinkq I given a crapz about thumbs? Yoursn is upz your rearn all day. I will haven to rememberz that when I becomea zombie Sammy and end upx eating you. I willq have to makeb sure to washq the thumbsp first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 Humansn. It is to laughq. You thinkq I given a crapz about thumbs? Yoursn is upz your rearn all day. I will haven to rememberz that when I becomea zombie Sammy and end upx eating you. I willq have to makeb sure to washq the thumbsp first. Are you threatening me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JÂy RÛßeÒ Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 Are you threatening me? You have T.P. for my bunghole? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not a Hamster Posted January 3, 2013 Author Share Posted January 3, 2013 Are you threatening me? When I'mq Zombie Sammy I willz technicallyz be deadp; or undeadn I'm not sure. So technically I am notz threatening you. If I were threateningq you I would tellq you that if you pissedm me offm any more I wasm going to crawlq into your roomw with a hosem while you sleep; run the othern end of itz to the gargen, attachhm it to the exhaustm of yourn car and rev the enginem. If you pissm me offm any more I am going to crawlq into your roomw with a hosem while you sleep; run the othern end of itz to the gargen, attachhm it to the exhaustm of yourn car and rev the enginem. Theren. Now I threatened youz. See the differencem? Beerball = Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sullim4 Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 Where has your owner gone off to? He is missed in these parts. How are Carl and the Googlebot doing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 When I'mq Zombie Sammy I willz technicallyz be deadp; or undeadn I'm not sure. So technically I am notz threatening you. If I were threateningq you I would tellq you that if you pissedm me offm any more I wasm going to crawlq into your roomw with a hosem while you sleep; run the othern end of itz to the gargen, attachhm it to the exhaustm of yourn car and rev the enginem. If you pissm me offm any more I am going to crawlq into your roomw with a hosem while you sleep; run the othern end of itz to the gargen, attachhm it to the exhaustm of yourn car and rev the enginem. Theren. Now I threatened youz. See the differencem? Beerball = Now I'm reporting you for threatening me. Just wait until Jack gets his hands on you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not a Hamster Posted January 3, 2013 Author Share Posted January 3, 2013 Where has your owner gone off to? He is missed in these parts. How are Carl and the Googlebot doing? Wellq he is notz in the radiatorm any more. Perhapsn you missedn the original postx. Carlw is stillq a friggin slutn and the Googlebotz discoveredm internet pornw and hasn beenp a littlen distracredm. That one couldb be my faultz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jauronimo Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 Why do cats and rodents have such poor grammar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not a Hamster Posted January 3, 2013 Author Share Posted January 3, 2013 Now I'm reporting you for threatening me. Just wait until Jack gets his hands on you! Go aheadp and getm Jack to do yourn dirtyz work. Just be awarem that I canq createn an unholyz allincen with someone namedm Jimmyz to do minev. Have a nicem day. Beerball = Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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