Not a Hamster Posted January 2, 2013 Share Posted January 2, 2013 I am a gerbilq so sometimesm I haven a hard timeb understandingq humans. Can youz helpx me with a few quickw questionsa? 1. If you hadn yourz head stuckw in a radiatorn for a few monthsn and finallyq got out, wheren would you go? 2. Wouldn you be madn at the personq or othern livingw thing thatn pushedn you there? 3. Wouldn your answern to questionw 2 changen if that person orz othern living thingq had relentlesslym mocked you while you were stuckw? Letm me know. Quickw. Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted January 2, 2013 Share Posted January 2, 2013 maybe it was an accident and didn't know you were stuck, he could have simply thought you were fixing the knocking sound that has been coming from the radiator for all those years... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not a Hamster Posted January 2, 2013 Author Share Posted January 2, 2013 maybe it was an accident and didn't know you were stuck, he could have simply thought you were fixing the knocking sound that has been coming from the radiator for all those years... Hen was stuckq not me. He is outz but I don't knowm where heb wents. Geez do youz have a hard timen readingq or somethingm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted January 2, 2013 Share Posted January 2, 2013 not a reading problem...apparently a comprehension problem...perhaps while he was stuck in the radiator, he found a secret stash of cash hidden by a certain someone...once he was freed from the predicament, he took the cash and went on a long vacation....would explain the weird postcards I and other posters on this site have been receiving, we all thought it was t-bone being t-bone.... Hen was stuckq not me. He is outz but I don't knowm where heb wents. Geez do youz have a hard timen readingq or somethingm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cugalabanza Posted January 2, 2013 Share Posted January 2, 2013 Humans are generally very quick to anger, hold grudges and do not respond well to criticism. I do not know where he went, but probably not just out for a couple drinks to celebrate his new freedom. I'd say he's plotting revenge right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boyst Posted January 2, 2013 Share Posted January 2, 2013 Bear? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not a Hamster Posted January 2, 2013 Author Share Posted January 2, 2013 Humans are generally very quick to anger, hold grudges and do not respond well to criticism. I do not know where he went, but probably not just out for a couple drinks to celebrate his new freedom. I'd say he's plotting revenge right now. Crapz! I was afraidm of thatn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrags Posted January 2, 2013 Share Posted January 2, 2013 What the F#%K am I missing? Seriously? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not a Hamster Posted January 2, 2013 Author Share Posted January 2, 2013 What the F#%K am I missing? Seriously? Wellz one thingq appearsm to be the commonw courtesym to answer my questionsp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted January 2, 2013 Share Posted January 2, 2013 Wellz one thingq appearsm to be the commonw courtesym to answer my questionsp. The guy's been huffing antifreeze for a couple months now (not mrags, your 'friend'). Every one of his (or her) brain cells have been destroyed. Don't worry about revenge, just go buy them a box of pampers because he's going to be shitting all over themself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not a Hamster Posted January 2, 2013 Author Share Posted January 2, 2013 The guy's been huffing antifreeze for a couple months now (not mrags, your 'friend'). Every one of his (or her) brain cells have been destroyed. Don't worry about revenge, just go buy them a box of pampers because he's going to be shitting all over themself. Nowm that you havem chimedn in I know exactlym what not to do. Now I just needm to figuren out what to actuallyz do. Maybem he is outn lookingq for you becausem I set you upn. While he wasm stuck I cleanedn out the closet on the northn wingz of the 3rd mezzanineb teraacem of all the Werther's originalsm and left yourn business cardn in there. Ginnyz has been MIA for weeksn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted January 2, 2013 Share Posted January 2, 2013 Nowm that you havem chimedn in I know exactlym what not to do. Now I just needm to figuren out what to actuallyz do. Maybem he is outn lookingq for you becausem I set you upn. While he wasm stuck I cleanedn out the closet on the northn wingz of the 3rd mezzanineb teraacem of all the Werther's originalsm and left yourn business cardn in there. Ginnyz has been MIA for weeksn. OK, now I'm confused, you put Ginny's head in a radiator and now she's missing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrags Posted January 2, 2013 Share Posted January 2, 2013 OK, now I'm confused, you put Ginny's head in a radiator and now she's missing? wow. If you have no idea I really am lost. I've frequented this site multiple times daily for the better part of 5-6 years now or more and yet I have no idea what the hell he's talking about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 wow. If you have no idea I really am lost. I've frequented this site multiple times daily for the better part of 5-6 years now or more and yet I have no idea what the hell he's talking about. Well, he is a hamster. Their memories last about .3 seconds so he doesn't know what he's talking about either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Poojer Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 uh oh...now you've gone and done it.... Well, he is a hamster. Their memories last about .3 seconds so he doesn't know what he's talking about either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not a Hamster Posted January 3, 2013 Author Share Posted January 3, 2013 Well, he is a hamster. Their memories last about .3 seconds so he doesn't know what he's talking about either. Read my namez dolt!. I am notz a hamstern. Hamsters have moren hair on theirn backsp than Khalidn Sheik Mohommedn. I am a gerbil. And don'tm talk aboutn my attentionq span when youz think Ginny is the oneb who isn missingq. I stolem the Werther'sn originalsb and set youz up to taken the fall. Your bossn is probablyn lookingq for youz now. Ginnyz hasn probablyn runq off to Switzerlandp or wherever theyb maken that crapz for a newb supply. She'llq be back and she'llq kickpw your assn too. Andp I hopen you appreciaten how hard it is forb a gerbil to access thosen smileys. I did itn just to mockw you. Beerball = Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 Read my namez dolt!. I am notz a hamstern. Hamsters have moren hair on theirn backsp than Khalidn Sheik Mohommedn. I am a gerbil. And don'tm talk aboutn my attentionq span when youz think Ginny is the oneb who isn missingq. I stolem the Werther'sn originalsb and set youz up to taken the fall. Your bossn is probablyn lookingq for youz now. Ginnyz hasn probablyn runq off to Switzerlandp or wherever theyb maken that crapz for a newb supply. She'llq be back and she'llq kickpw your assn too. Andp I hopen you appreciaten how hard it is forb a gerbil to access thosen smileys. I did itn just to mockw you. Beerball = I heard you were dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beerball Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 I heard you were dead. He's a rare Schimmel Spherical Tailed Mongolian Hamster. They are able to nearly stop their hearts and respiration whenever they are frightned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not a Hamster Posted January 3, 2013 Author Share Posted January 3, 2013 I heard you were dead. Andn I heardp you got firedn from your jobq at Denny'sm for falsifyingq your resume. Looks liken only one of usb was rightn there Jim Boy-ar-deen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Posted January 3, 2013 Share Posted January 3, 2013 Richard? Richard Gere, is that you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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