JohninMinn. Posted January 5, 2005 Posted January 5, 2005 I picked a bad day to quit sniffing glue..... oops wrong movie
/dev/null Posted January 5, 2005 Posted January 5, 2005 oops wrong movie 194695[/snapback] surely you must be joking!
stevestojan Posted January 5, 2005 Author Posted January 5, 2005 surely you must be joking! 194697[/snapback] I'm not joking, and don't call me shirley.
Gavin in Va Beach Posted January 5, 2005 Posted January 5, 2005 I'm not joking, and don't call me shirley. 194701[/snapback] "Hey, you know what they say... See a broad, to get that booty yak 'em. " "Leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em." "Cold got to be. You know? Shiiiiit."
ROCCEO Posted January 5, 2005 Posted January 5, 2005 Curveball, bats are afraid. I ask Jobu to come, take fear from bats. I offer him cigar, rum. He will come." "You know you might think about taking Jesus Christ as your savior instead of fooling around with all this stuff." "Jesus, I like him very much, but he no help with curveball." "You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?" 194234[/snapback] That movie also has some really classic expletive TV-edits.
Kevbeau Posted January 5, 2005 Posted January 5, 2005 I wanna put together a team that will help us relocate to Miami. What do ya mean? Some of these guys are furniture movers? Hell of a situation we got here. Two on, two out, your team down a run and you've got the chance to be the hero on national television... if you don't blow it. Saw your wife last night. Great little dancer. That guy she was with? I'm sure he's a close personal friend, but tell me, what was he doing with her panties on his head? [Rexman pops the ball straight up] Uh-oh, Rexie, I don't think this one's got the distance
BRH Posted January 5, 2005 Posted January 5, 2005 "Hey, you know what they say... See a broad, to get that booty yak 'em. " "Leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em." "Cold got to be. You know? Shiiiiit." 194710[/snapback] "The fog's getting thicker! The plane's getting closer!" "And LE-on's getting laaaarger!"
/dev/null Posted January 6, 2005 Posted January 6, 2005 "The fog's getting thicker! The plane's getting closer!" "And LE-on's getting laaaarger!" 194832[/snapback] The tower? The tower? Rapunzel! Rapunzel!
Pete Posted January 6, 2005 Posted January 6, 2005 Attndnt : Can I get you something? Jivemn2 : S'mo fo butter layin' to the bone. Jackin' me up. Tightly. Attndnt : I'm sorry I don't understand. Jivemn1 : Cutty say he cant hang. Woman4 : Oh stewardess, I speak jive. Attndnt : Ohhhh, good. Woman4 : He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him. Attndnt : Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine. Woman : Jus' hang loose blooood. She goonna catch up on the` rebound a de medcide. Jivemn2 : What it is big mamma, my mamma didn't raise no dummy, I dug her rap. Woman4 : Cut me som' slac' jak! Chump don wan no help, chump don git no help. Jive ass dude don got no brains anyhow.
Pete Posted January 6, 2005 Posted January 6, 2005 Elaine : Would you gentleman care to order your dinners? Jiveman1: Bet babe, slide a piece a da porter, drink si' run th' java. Subtitle: I WOULD LIKE THE STEAK PLEASE. Jiveman2: Lookie here, I can dig grease and butter on some draggin' fruit garden. Subtitle: I'LL HAVE THE FISH.
Pete Posted January 6, 2005 Posted January 6, 2005 VOICE: Striker, this is red leader 4. Primary target covered by fog. Decision to proceed is yours. decision to proceed IS YOURS. IS YOUUUURRRRS... YOUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSS. Jiveman1: Sheeeet, man, that honkey mus' be messin' my old lady got to be runnin' col' upsihd down his head! Subtitle: GOLLY, THAT WHITE FELLOW SHOULD STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE OR I WILL PUNCH HIM. Jiveman2: Hey Holm, I can dig it! You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap upon you man! Subtitle: YES, HE IS WRONG FOR DOING THAT. Jiveman1: I say hey sky, s'other say I won say I pray to J I get the same ol' same ol. Subtitle: I KNEW A MAN IN A SIMILAR PREDICAMENT, AND HE ENDED UP BEING SORRY. Jiveman2: Knock yourself a pro slick. Gray matter back got perform' us' down I take TCBin, man'. Subtitle: DON'T BE NAIVE ARTHUR. EACH OF US FACES A CLEAR MORAL CHOICE. Jiveman1: You know wha' they say: See a broad to get that bodiac lay'er down an' smack 'em yack 'em. Subtitle: EARLY TO BED, EARLY TO RISE, MAKES A MAN HEALTHY, WEALTHY AND WISE. Together: Col' got to be! Yo! Subtitle: HOW TRUE! Together: Sheeeeeeet! Subtitle: GOLLY.
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