Gavin in Va Beach Posted January 5, 2005 Posted January 5, 2005 "Who's that guy she's with!?!" "Want me to take him out back, kick the sh-- out of him?"
Ramius Posted January 5, 2005 Posted January 5, 2005 "Nope, i dont think thats gonna have the distance..."
BRH Posted January 5, 2005 Posted January 5, 2005 "Oh bull sh--! I have a MUCH better body than she does!"
theNose76 Posted January 5, 2005 Posted January 5, 2005 Rube in the second one... "Women -- can't live with 'em, and they can't pee standing up"
/dev/null Posted January 5, 2005 Posted January 5, 2005 OwnerB*tch: Here's a list of players we'll be inviting to camp. Exec1: I never heard of most of these guys. And the ones I do know are way past their prime. Exec2: Most of these guys never had a prime. Exec3: This guy here is dead OwnerB*tch: Cross him off then
BRH Posted January 5, 2005 Posted January 5, 2005 Dorn: It says right here in my contract that I don't have to do any calisthenics I don't feel are necessary. What do you think of that? Manager: [drops contract on ground, unzips pants, urinates loudly on contract, walks off]
CosmicBills Posted January 5, 2005 Posted January 5, 2005 Vaughn: "I feel like a banker in this thing" Hayes: "What language is this?" Jake: "French" Vaugn:"Do they have any corndogs over there?" Jake: "forget it, I'll order"
Zona Posted January 5, 2005 Posted January 5, 2005 "Cerano wanted to sacrifice a chicken, so I got him a 20 piece bucket." Later, Mays says " we should have killed that damn Chicken"
/dev/null Posted January 5, 2005 Posted January 5, 2005 Juuuuust a bit outside! 194279[/snapback] Ball 4 Ball 8 And Vaughn has walked the pitches on 12 straight pitches. How can these guys lay off pitches that close?
FTW_BillsFan Posted January 5, 2005 Posted January 5, 2005 "Nice catch Hayes, don't ever f'ing do that again."
FTW_BillsFan Posted January 5, 2005 Posted January 5, 2005 At the party: Man: "Jake, what team do you play for?" Jake: "The Indians." Older Woman: "Here in Cleveland? I didn't know they still had a team." Jake: "Yea, we have uniforms and everything."
BRH Posted January 5, 2005 Posted January 5, 2005 HAYWOOD: Goin' somewhere, Meat? HAYES: About ninety feet.
/dev/null Posted January 5, 2005 Posted January 5, 2005 HAYWOOD: Goin' somewhere, Meat? HAYES: About ninety feet. 194530[/snapback] kinda hard to steal 2nd with your shoelace untied
HopsGuy Posted January 5, 2005 Posted January 5, 2005 "Donovan, what brings you down here?" That's my name, so my friends are always saying that when I get to the bar.
BRH Posted January 5, 2005 Posted January 5, 2005 Would you look at that. He hit the fuggin' bull. Man that ball got out of here in a hurry. I mean, anything travels that far oughta have a damn stewardess on it, don'cha think? oops wrong movie
BillsFanM.D. Posted January 5, 2005 Posted January 5, 2005 If I ever...ever see you tank another play like you did today, I'm gonna cut your N**ts off and shove 'em down your f88$ing throat!
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