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OwnerB*tch: Here's a list of players we'll be inviting to camp.

 

Exec1: I never heard of most of these guys. And the ones I do know are way past their prime.

 

Exec2: Most of these guys never had a prime.

 

Exec3: This guy here is dead

 

OwnerB*tch: Cross him off then

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Dorn: It says right here in my contract that I don't have to do any calisthenics I don't feel are necessary. What do you think of that?

 

Manager: [drops contract on ground, unzips pants, urinates loudly on contract, walks off]

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Vaughn: "I feel like a banker in this thing"

 

Hayes: "What language is this?"

 

Jake: "French"

 

Vaugn:"Do they have any corndogs over there?"

 

Jake: "forget it, I'll order"

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"Cerano wanted to sacrifice a chicken, so I got him a 20 piece bucket."

 

 

Later, Mays says " we should have killed that damn Chicken"

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Juuuuust a bit outside!

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Ball 4

Ball 8

And Vaughn has walked the pitches on 12 straight pitches. How can these guys lay off pitches that close?

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At the party:

 

Man: "Jake, what team do you play for?"

 

Jake: "The Indians."

 

Older Woman: "Here in Cleveland? I didn't know they still had a team."

 

Jake: "Yea, we have uniforms and everything."

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"Donovan, what brings you down here?"

 

That's my name, so my friends are always saying that when I get to the bar.

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Would you look at that. He hit the fuggin' bull. Man that ball got out of here in a hurry. I mean, anything travels that far oughta have a damn stewardess on it, don'cha think?

 

oops wrong movie :blink:

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