stevestojan Posted January 5, 2005 Posted January 5, 2005 Curveball, bats are afraid. I ask Jobu to come, take fear from bats. I offer him cigar, rum. He will come." "You know you might think about taking Jesus Christ as your savior instead of fooling around with all this stuff." "Jesus, I like him very much, but he no help with curveball." "You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?"
Ralonzo Posted January 5, 2005 Posted January 5, 2005 hey steves, how's your wife and my kids? 194239[/snapback] He leads the league is most offensive categories, including nosehair. When he sneezes he looks like a party favor.
stevestojan Posted January 5, 2005 Author Posted January 5, 2005 You may run like Mays, but you hit like sh**.
Tux of Borg Posted January 5, 2005 Posted January 5, 2005 Monte, anything to add? Uh, no. He's not the best colorman in the league for nothing.
stevestojan Posted January 5, 2005 Author Posted January 5, 2005 "Any ideas? " "On how we can get worse? How about a series of fines for good play? Maybe a thirty-thousand dollar bonus for the guy voted least valuable player? "
Pete Posted January 5, 2005 Posted January 5, 2005 Where did you pitch last year? California Penal League
stuckincincy Posted January 5, 2005 Posted January 5, 2005 We count on Steve for occasional babble and drool. It's part of the Derby persona.
stevestojan Posted January 5, 2005 Author Posted January 5, 2005 We count on Steve for occassional babble and drool. It's part of the Derby persona. 194275[/snapback] Well ,a certain crusading-anti-crusading-crusader vs. the crusading crusaders was getting stale... Some Major League quotes are always good for a laugh.
Pete Posted January 5, 2005 Posted January 5, 2005 You cant say that on radio Screw it, noone is listening anyways
stuckincincy Posted January 5, 2005 Posted January 5, 2005 Well ,a certain crusading-anti-crusading-crusader vs. the crusading crusaders was getting stale... Some Major League quotes are always good for a laugh. 194282[/snapback] True. I wish I knew wtf you were quoting before I leveled my guns at you.
RickJames Posted January 5, 2005 Posted January 5, 2005 Forget about the curve ball Ricky, give him the heater.
BigDaddy12 Posted January 5, 2005 Posted January 5, 2005 "The American Express Card. Don't steal home without it."
the_franchise Posted January 5, 2005 Posted January 5, 2005 Where did you pitch last year? California Penal League Never heard of it. How'd you end up playin' there? Stole a car. ---- The post-game show is brought to you by.... christ, I can't find it... the hell with it. I found a site with a bunch of sound clips from Major League... Major League Sound Clips
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