Cugalabanza Posted January 5, 2005 Posted January 5, 2005 Plus, Blue Oyster Cult sucks anyway. I do still like Christopher Walken though. Anybody ever see the SNL skit with Walken playing the dumb guy talking to the census taker... Census-Taker: Yeah. Well, I just need to fill out this Census form with you. Uh.. how many people live in this residence? Mr. Leonard:Oh, boy.. good question. I'm bad with numbers.. Maybe 80. Census-Taker: 80 people live in this apartment? Mr. Leonard: Seems high, doesn't it? Not 80. How about 4? I don't know.. I'm so bad at guestimating.. Census-Taker: Well, just take your time, and count. Mr. Leonard: Okay.. there's me.. my wife.. our plants.. we have some candy bars.. Census-Taker: Well, you know, we don't count candy bars or plants.. Mr. Leonard: Well, then, there's just the two of us. Boy, I really overshot with the 80! Census-Taker: Listen, don't worry about it. I'm gonna put you down as the Primary Resident, okay? Now, are you currently employed? Mr. Leonard: Yeah.. part of the time. Census-Taker: Well, you work part-time. How many days of the week? Mr. Leonard: Every day.. but just part of the day. From 9 to 5. Census-Taker: So, you work a full day? Mr. Leonard: I wouldn't say that. There are huge chunks of time.. at night.. where I'm just asleep. For hours. It's ridiculous. Census-Taker: No, it's not that ridiculous. Mr. Leonard, do you own or rent this apartment? Mr. Leonard: Sure. You have to ask one of the other 79 people. Census-Taker: You mean your wife? Mr. Leonard: Yeah. Census-Taker: Well, can I talk to her, then? Mr. Leonard: She won't answer you. She's a bobcat. Census-Taker: You got a bobcat in there?
Dr. Fong Posted January 5, 2005 Posted January 5, 2005 Yeah they even played Don't Fear the Reaper at the stadium and it didn't help. Screw you cowbell.
udonkey Posted January 5, 2005 Posted January 5, 2005 It could just mean that there wasn't enough cowbell. As a matter of fact, I didn't see or hear any at the game.
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