Jump to content

Recommended Posts

Posted

On the twelfth day of Billsmas my true team gave to me

12 drubbing losses

11 defenders wiffing

10 Jills a-leaping

9 opponents dancing

8 contracts a milking

7 Fans a diving

6 Gailey chin hairs

5 golden showers

4 Ref miss cues

3 French Canadian Fans (eh?)

2 Empty Backfields

And a Fitzpartridge Intercept pick six sack fumble bumbling stumbling turnover machine!!!!

 

Please improve on this feeble effort.

Posted

Due to our success this season, the 12 days have been reduced to 5 days.

wait, false start, -5 days.

×
×
  • Create New...