Hindsight: have you been to Spartanburg?

[Beerball]

http://www.wyff4.com/news/local-news/spartanburg-cherokee-news/Deputies-Man-tries-to-steal-blow-up-doll/-/9324158/17762138/-/7cleynz/-/index.html

[mead107]

Any port in a storm.

 

His ex is messing with his mind and the doll looks like her.

[boyst]

Beerball is just mad she turned him down...

[Captain Hindsight]

Now that wasn't me