Hater Posted December 11, 2012 Posted December 11, 2012 (edited) "its alright son, so its your 5th pick that's Ok, Now Go Out There & Give em Hell " Edited December 11, 2012 by Matt183
mrags Posted December 11, 2012 Posted December 11, 2012 "Ok, it's 1st and 10. First drive if the game. Leodis had a great return to get us to the Stl. Louis 24 yard line. Get back here Fitz, in gonna punt the ball and pin then deep. This is going to be a close game and I want to win the field position battle now while we are still tied. Trust me, it'll come back to us later in a big way. "
BringBackFergy Posted December 12, 2012 Posted December 12, 2012 "Hey Fitz...one last thing..." "Yeah Coach what is it??" "Go get em son...." *Fitz laughing as he returns to the huddle*
jumbalaya Posted December 12, 2012 Posted December 12, 2012 Hey Buddy wants us to lose this game so we can draft your replacement. Play your best, because between the two of us Buddy will get his wish.
Stormin Norman Posted December 12, 2012 Posted December 12, 2012 "No, CJ's not winded. He's out because we're under ten minutes left in the game."
ICanSleepWhenI'mDead Posted December 12, 2012 Posted December 12, 2012 No, Fitz, I don't know why they call it an empty backfield even when you're in it. You're the Harvard grad - - you tell me! Maybe if you were a great QB they wouldn't call it that.
AC4 IN ATL Posted December 12, 2012 Posted December 12, 2012 Hey Fitz, remember, at the first point of distress, put your head down; and NOT downfield where the receivers are trying to get open for you. Just run around like a chicken with a noodle arm and its head cut off. Chan to himself as Fitz saunters away: god I hope he screws this up like he always does. What else do I have to do to get fired around here.
chaccof Posted December 12, 2012 Posted December 12, 2012 "...and don't forget the milk like you did last time Einstein...."
The Real Buffalo Joe Posted December 12, 2012 Posted December 12, 2012 Fitz: I’m handing it off to CJ coach. Chan: Hey, get back here!!! You better not give it to CJ or you’re benched. Just throw that damn ball!!! If CJ scores, that'll give him way to many fantasy points. I'm not letting belichick456 beat me three weeks in a row!
DC Tom Posted December 12, 2012 Posted December 12, 2012 Excuse me...can I have your autograph, Mr. Fouts?
San Jose Bills Fan Posted December 12, 2012 Posted December 12, 2012 "Don't touch me coach. No audibling, no buddies."
peteski Posted December 12, 2012 Posted December 12, 2012 Coach....I am winded....You should throw in Thigpen for a couple of plays.
Stormin Norman Posted December 12, 2012 Posted December 12, 2012 "Go tell CJ to come out." "Why?" "He's winded." "No he's not. He hasn't been on the field in over ten minutes." "Well.... it's Fred's turn." "Fred was just in for seven plays." "They're going to load up the box on us!" "So, then let's get CJ one on one with a linebacker and he'll take it to the house!" "He's got eight carries already. Boy's tired." "He's averaging over six and a half yards a carry, Coach!" "It's fourth down just inside their 30." "So?" "That means we need max protection. We need Fred." "It's fourth and two inches." "Good. Perfect time to go five wide!" "Are you insane? I can sneak it for two damn inches!" "Wait, what's that whistle for?" "For the love of god, Coach. They just called us for delay of game!" "Okay, then. Let's get the punt team out there." "But, Rian can nail this one. We need the points, Coach!" "Nope." It's a 51 yarder. If it was 50, I'd send him out there. HUGE difference that yard."
FavreDolla_Footlong Posted December 12, 2012 Posted December 12, 2012 Gailey, "Hey Fitz, we're going to do something to try and throw them off, we're going to let Wannstedt call the offense for the 2nd half."
atlbillsfan1975 Posted December 12, 2012 Posted December 12, 2012 Will you take me with you next year when your the back up for Manning in Denver?!!
billsfaninvgs Posted December 12, 2012 Posted December 12, 2012 (edited) What ever you do DON'T HAND IT TO CJ!!!! He is too tired... Edited December 12, 2012 by billsfaninvgs
DDD Posted December 12, 2012 Posted December 12, 2012 "....and remember....that old idiot in Detroit is paying us a lot of money....just keep it close."
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