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"Look, I'm gonna level with you. I woke up in aisle four surrounded by empty Natty Ice cans and missing my trousers. How many crates of beef jerky do I have to buy to get you guys to forget I was ever here?"

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"Look, I'm gonna level with you. I woke up in aisle four surrounded by empty Natty Ice cans and missing my trousers. How many crates of beef jerky do I have to buy to get you guys to forget I was ever here?"

 

Sounds too specific. Is there anything you want to get off your chest?

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Yah I know this place pretty good, I went to law school here.

 

Costco Law vs. SU Law

 

Not much difference, to be honest.

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Sounds too specific. Is there anything you want to get off your chest?

I've never woken up from a drunken stooper in a Costco.

 

A KIA dealership once... but that's a different story altogether.

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I've never woken up from a drunken stooper in a Costco.

 

A KIA dealership once... but that's a different story altogether.

 

I can not understand that you as a writer would spell "stuper" as "stooper" unless you are trying to send a message. "Sorentoing" might be popular in LA but we hayseeds like to go our own ways.

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I can not understand that you as a writer would spell "stuper" as "stooper" unless you are trying to send a message. "Sorentoing" might be popular in LA but we hayseeds like to go our own ways.

It's why I have editors.

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Biden: Ooooooooohhhhh they're gonnnnnaa put you back in chains....back in CHAINS....BACK IN CHAINS!!!

 

Secret Service: Uhhhhhh, Mr. Biden... you can give it a rest now.

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