/dev/null Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/secure-resources-and-funding-and-begin-construction-death-star-2016/wlfKzFkN Think of all the jobs this would create. No more need for drone strikes since the President will be able to zap you from space. We can close Guantanamo and ship the prisoners up there You may fire when ready... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chef Jim Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 So which star are we going to kill first? I say Nicolas Cage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdnlng Posted December 3, 2012 Share Posted December 3, 2012 So which star are we going to kill first? I say Nicolas Cage. Trying to pick a fight with Rob? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
We Come In Peace Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 A "space-superiority platform"? BWAHAHAHA! :lol: It's too late for such nonsense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nanker Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 A "space-superiority platform"? BWAHAHAHA! :lol: It's too late for such nonsense. You're going to be hard-pressed to gloat when your legions fall to our secret weapon. Hint: those were not golf balls that Alan Shepherd left on our moon in 1961. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RkFast Posted December 4, 2012 Share Posted December 4, 2012 I still like "make Batman secretary of defense" the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
/dev/null Posted December 13, 2012 Author Share Posted December 13, 2012 Continue with the operation. You may fire when ready http://www.washingtontimes.com/blog/inside-politics/2012/dec/13/death-star-petition-white-house-website-succeeds/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dayman Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Miner Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 So which star are we going to kill first? I say Nicolas Cage. Anyone tied to Pop Music. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meathead Posted December 13, 2012 Share Posted December 13, 2012 i signed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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