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exactly. the bills are like sex.

 

its awesome. and even when its bad, its still pretty fun.

 

If the bills were like sex it would be like going to a poorly-lighted bar and picking up the same girl every sunday night, having sex with her, notice she is beyond ugly (once you see her in the light) and being disappointed that you are with her yet again. And still, she would find a way to further disappoint you each night.

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The ultimate kindness would be to lose out, but they won't. They'll win two to get us that coveted 14th pick

 

They will beat the Jets. The Jets will draft ahead of us and take the guy we need. Then that guy will haunt us twice a year for a decade.

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Pretty sure that a team will get in at 9 and 7 this year. So why not make the choice to be hopeful. To see a path to playoffs and believe that it could happen is a much better place to be. Sure they lose and I am a miserable SOB for a few hours or so but then you have to let it go. Being a miserable SOB 24/7 is no way to live one's life.

 

I am hopeful that my children will stay healthy, that my employer will soon restore the 6% pay reduction I am currently under, that the winter will be a mild one. If the Bills lose one or all of their last 5 I will be hopeful about the draft and the next season. But I have committed to going to their last 3 games at the Ralph and I'd prefer that they got their colective act together and that they all had playoff meaning.

 

Unlike the OP, I do not feel the need to apologize for any of this.

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yeah.

 

i just dont want anyone in this thread or on this board to get confused, and think that I think we have a good team: we dont. at all. we suck.

 

however.

 

were home for the jags this weekend. the freaking 2-9 jaguars.

 

IF WE WIN THIS GAME (vegas has us as 6 point favorites)

AND THE STEELERS LOSE (vegas JUST posted the line at ravens -8, after confirmation roth. is sitting)

 

the Bills would be one freaking game back from the wildcard, with 4 winnable games left, 3 at home.

 

ugh.

 

i hate myself for doing this to myself.

 

and believe me, i know that winning out and making the playoffs would result in only 3 things:

 

1) getting absolutely steamrolled in wildcard weekend by a vastly, VASTLY, superior patriots or broncos team, after i spent an entire week leading up to it euphorically talking myself into ways that we could win the game.

 

2) chan gailey would return as head coach--despite a terrible body of work, this 5 game window against the dregs of the league could align the planets just right so we stole a wild card in the most improbable of ways, and he would earn another 3 years on the job.

 

3) fitzpatrick would be our starter at qb next year.

 

i want you to know right now that i would be a much, much happier person if we get killed by the jags this weekend. i want this misery to end. i really do. but ill be damned if i havent looked at the remaining 5 weeks of football action, looked at all the wild card "contenders" and their schedules, looked at the standings, TRIED to talk myself out of it, but i still freaking think we can make the playoffs.

 

im sorry.

 

 

in all honesty, if i was a mod, i would ban me.

 

but i, in my heart of hearts, thinks were going to the playoffs. i think were going to smoke the jags with ease, i think the steelers are going to get rolled, and i think this board is going to look like mario williams at the airport day next monday morning.

 

 

 

exactly. the bills are like sex.

 

its awesome. and even when its bad, its still pretty fun.

Im with ya in all of this bud.

 

The part about banning yourself seriously made me crack the f&@k up.

 

I'm on record as saying our biggest problem is Chan. So I agree with what you wrote. Honestly, I think a new HC that's competent doesn't get stupid and put Fitz in the wrong positions. So I'm ok with Chan going but keeping Futz if that happens I'm ok. Of course, I'd still like to draft a young kid at QB to compete, at least down the road for the starting spot.

 

As far as the playoffs go. I'm with you brother. I just can't give up. It's in my blood. I can't stop. I wonder if this is what a crackhead feels like every day. But man, do I wish, IF... We make the playoffs that we play the Pats. Would absolutely live the challenge. Would live the fact that in the last 2 years, all 4 games were, or could have been wins. It would also fire up this team like nobodies business heading down the playoff road with a win in Foxboro. Honestly, I think the hoodie and pretty not are generally more scared of us. Would absolutely love to piss in thier cornflakes.

 

What the hell, GO BILLS!!!

 

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